Chapter 118 8 point beauty
Chapter 118 8 point beauty
Chapter 118
"Oh, go around, that's what you're asking." Lin Xinghe glanced at her speechlessly, "Can you be jealous?"
"I'm worried. You see, I have nothing but a face and small breasts. What if your boss's daughter is a beautiful woman with big breasts and money, so what if she snatches you away?" Yin Yinyin Looking at Lin Xinghe pitifully.
"How is it possible? I really hate that woman. I basically never looked at her carefully, and I didn't pay attention to whether her breasts are big or not. I don't care about the size. You think too much." Lin Xinghe laughed, and comforted: " And she's not as pretty as you at all, don't worry."
"Oh, what do you mean, if you meet a woman who is prettier than me, you may be robbed?" Yin Yinyin immediately caught the loophole in his language.
"..." The corner of Lin Xinghe's mouth twitched slightly, "How is it possible?"
"What if?" Yin Yinyin insisted.
"I mean, how could there be someone more beautiful than you?" Lin Xinghe shook his head and said, "You are 8 points without makeup, how can there be someone more beautiful?"
"Only 8 points." Yin Yinyin asked dissatisfiedly: "How much is the full score?"
"100 points...is impossible." Lin Xinghe deliberately teased her, and said with a smile: "Of course it's a [-]-point scale."
"That's not very high. If you meet a nine-point beauty, will you throw me away?"
"There are no nine-point beauties in the world." Lin Xinghe said casually: "Humans in the real world are at most infinitely close to nine points, and nine points are characters in virtual fantasy, and ten points are beyond human imagination. I will give you eight points." It's already high."
"is it?"
The corners of Yin Yinyin's mouth couldn't help but twitched, but she was still dissatisfied, so she continued to dig into the horns: "Then what if you meet someone who is infinitely close to nine points? Prettier than me, did you just run away with her?"
Lin Xinghe was speechless, "You think me too superficially, don't you?"
Yin Yinyin pursed her lips and said with aggrieved expression: "You see, I have no advantages, except that I have a beautiful character throughout my life. Is it not because I am beautiful that you like me?"
She wasn't really making trouble, she was just a little flustered, and wanted her husband-in-law to coax her, hug her and hold her high, just to comfort her fragile little heart. She didn't want to say too sweet words, just It is enough to say 'I like you no matter what'.
"What are you talking about?"
Lin Xinghe couldn't help giving her a blank look, then shook his head and said, "Aside from being beautiful, how could you have no other advantages? You're obviously good at games, so you can win with me!"
"..."
System handwriting: [You get 1888 yuan, which can be used for Yin Yinyin's mental damage fee]
Yin Yinyin's face darkened, she immediately let go of Lin Xinghe's hand, and stopped in her tracks.
"Pfft haha!"
Lin Xinghe couldn't help laughing out like a pig, turned around and pinched her cheek, and said with a smile: "Just kidding, even if you are disfigured, you will never play games with me again, you are also my wife, the big deal is to embarrass yourself Cover it up, just watch me play."
Yin Yinyin blushed pretty, rolled her eyes at him, and said angrily, "Don't set up flags indiscriminately, I want to be beautiful for the rest of my life, so will you be obsessed with me for the rest of my life?"
"I can't guarantee it, but I will try my best." Lin Xinghe smiled.
Yin Yinyin had nothing to say, she looked at Lin Xinghe affectionately, held his hand tightly again, and leaned over to kiss him.
"Hey, it's indecent in public places." Lin Xinghe quickly blocked her mouth.
"Okay then..." Yin Yinyin pursed her lips, and kissed Lin Xinghe's palm hard, a little unwillingly.
Lin Xinghe glanced at her angrily and amusedly, raised the hand she had kissed, put it in front of his lips, and poked at the same spot.
"Hee..." Yin Yinyin laughed again, and then continued to walk with him on his arm.
Lin Xinghe couldn't help but shook his head and smiled, stretched out his hand and rubbed her head, "Like a child."
"I'm always 15 years old!" Yin Yinyin snorted.
"Why 15 years old?" Lin Xinghe asked puzzled.
"Stupid, it's against the law to be under the age of 14." Yin Yinyin blushed and gave him a look of "you know what I mean" with a smile.
"Oh." Lin Xinghe couldn't help laughing.
"No!" Yin Yinyin gave him a ecstatic look.
"No, you've become more and more filthy lately. Just now you were quite cold in front of my friends. Why are you so filthy when you're alone with me?" Lin Xinghe rolled his eyes.
Yin Yinyin twitched her lips, "If the husband and wife are still so serious, how can they have a baby? Are all human beings extinct?"
"Who said that?" Lin Xinghe laughed, "You can be aloof and reproduce at the same time."
Yin Yinyin was slightly startled, and she didn't know what she thought of. She couldn't help but blush, and spat at him: "Bah, pervert."
"Why is it abnormal?" Lin Xinghe was stunned.
"It's nothing."
Yin Yinyin coughed and immediately changed the subject: "By the way, you haven't answered me yet, what's going on between you and the boss's daughter?"
"It's okay." Lin Xinghe said casually: "When I first joined the company, I accidentally spilled coffee all over her body, and she kept looking for me all day long, always putting on small shoes for me."
"That's it?" Yin Yinyin asked in disbelief, "Then why didn't she just fire you?"
"Maybe it's because I think it's too cheap to fire me." Lin Xinghe said helplessly: "Anyway, I was bullied by her, and I couldn't bear to resign in less than a month."
"How did she order you?" Yin Yinyin asked curiously.
"It's just printing documents, making coffee, helping her socialize, etc. It's so annoying."
Lin Xinghe shook his head, thought for a while, and suddenly said: "By the way, once she went too far and took me to a party. She was drunk a lot by a client. I couldn't drive, so I sent her to the hotel. Cough, Don't stare at me, I didn't do anything, I just threw her into the room and left, but the next day she not only didn't appreciate it, but even poisoned me!"
"Poison?" Yin Yinyin was stunned.
"That's right." Lin Xinghe nodded, "She said on the surface that she wanted to thank me, and made me lunch with her own hands. What the hell caused me to have a stomachache for a day, and I was so angry that I didn't even go to the company the next day, so I just quit my job."
"That's so vicious. Why is that woman so bad?" Yin Yinyin couldn't help but touch Lin Xinghe's cheek distressedly, "My husband-in-law is so kind, and she actually repays kindness with kindness. It's really disgusting."
"So, isn't it funny that you are jealous of her? The person I hate the most is that woman." Lin Xinghe shrugged.
"Haha, that's good." Yin Yinyin finally felt relieved.
Lin Xinghe glanced at her speechlessly, "Are you still laughing? Why don't you care about me."
Yin Yinyin quickly stated: "Of course I care. When I learn how to cook in the future, I will cook for you every day, okay?"
"Cough, let's forget it." Lin Xinghe coughed, "After these two days of training, I feel that you don't seem to have any culinary talent, and you are only good at one cuisine..."
"what?"
"Dark cuisine."
Yin Yinyin snorted unconvinced: "You can't blame me, who told you not to teach me well and keep me far away, how do you let me learn?"
"I've explained everything to you step by step, how else can I teach you?" Lin Xinghe was stunned.
"You want to teach me hand in hand, at least hold me in your arms, and then hold my hand, step by step, let me experience it myself." Yin Yinyin said with a smile.
"You think it's the practice of flirtatious swords and affectionate knives..." Lin Xinghe rolled his eyes speechlessly.
"Ahem, the highest state of good food is to pour your emotions into it." Yin Yinyin coughed. Although she didn't know how to cook, she had the same principles.
"Cooking like you said, I'm afraid I'll contradict you." Lin Xinghe shook his head.
"Contradict me?" Yin Yinyin looked puzzled.
"With a gun on you."
"……Pooh."
"Anyway, don't learn, I'm just idle and bored, and I don't work, so I'm pretty good at cooking." Lin Xinghe said casually: "It's a division of labor. You are in charge of making money to support your family and being beautiful, and I am in charge of warming the bed and cooking. Cai He is handsome and unrestrained... don't refute me."
"……Oh."
"sure."
"Bah, you bastard!"
The two walked while chatting, and soon found the Apple store. After entering the store, Yin Yinyin picked a dark space gray Air Rabbit and asked Lin Xinghe to pay.
Of course, there is no legend that when you buy an apple, you will be looked down upon. There are a lot of rich people these days. A tablet worth more than 2000 yuan is the same as buying vegetables. The clerk still has a formulaic smile, but Yin Yinyin This big beauty made her take a few more glances.
After Lin Xinghe paid the money, he wandered around the digital plaza with Yin Yinyin in his arms. Although he failed to show off his wealth, with Yin Yinyin around, he could still enjoy the envious eyes of passers-by, and went to places with many single dogs.
"Xianggong." Yin Yinyin called him suddenly.
"Ok?"
"Do you feel that you are taking my special face now?"
"Well, that's right."
"Hey, when it's summer, I can wear shorts. Show off your long legs, and you'll definitely look better."
"Uh...forget it, I don't want others to see my wife."
"Okay, then I'll wear sweater pants."
"You're good, but you can just wear a skirt."
"Look, Mrs., there are four single dogs gathered together over there, why don't we go for a stroll, you tie my shoelaces for me, and then I give you a kiss?"
"It's not very moral. A single dog is also a human being."
"Really? I think you enjoy it a lot. You've lost all your morals after being around me for so long, right?"
"It's not, and I don't want to be like this."
"Then you still take me around?"
"Mainly because I got lost."
"..."
Yin Yinyin: (*ω)╰hi╯
(End of this chapter)
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