deltrittennovels Chapter 74 was hilarious!
Chapter 74 was hilarious!
Longchuan thought he could finally win today.
I never expected that even after retiring, Blackie is still so strong.
He readily admitted defeat.
The dejected Longchuan quickly regained his energy and readily admitted defeat, saying, "I lost."
Longchuan recovered quickly, but Shuhua's expression became increasingly strange.
She responded weakly, "Mmm."
Seeing that Shu Hua looked unhappy even though she had clearly won, Long Chuan asked, "Sister Hua, why are you unhappy?"
"Huh? Who? Ah... I..." Hearing a name that wasn't commonly used, Shu Hua looked bewildered, only realizing belatedly that Long Chuan was calling her.
Shu Hua felt that the victory she had just suffered was a bit of a blow to her.
Who would be a good person to keep respawning at the respawn point when their team is winning? Especially when they're still a long way from respawning.
I feel completely uninvolved!
So what use is she in this match?
When people go crazy, they even curse themselves.
[Screenshot team speed! Famous scene of cat's pupils shaking.jpg]
[Ahhh, the way the little guy looks up with a bewildered expression! I've worn out my screenshot button! Save this image: "Why Isn't My Emperor in My Empire?" immediately!]
[Winned the game but lost in life? Hua Zai's expression looks like he was just betrayed by his teammates]
[I've won, but my cat is taking a bath in the fountain.jpg This pose is so familiar to me, it's exactly how I pretend to be a nobody after I've won without lifting a finger (lights a cigarette)]
[Breaking News! Technical statistics are in: Huazai died 23 times this game! An average of 1.5 recalls per minute! Breaking the record for the most mascot deaths (applause)]
[In "Rebirth: I Become the Strategic Vigilant in the Fountain," this is called initiating a team fight with sheer physical strength!]
[Electronics factory hiring: Just need to know how to revive (doge)]
[Dragon God's comment about Hua Jie being more unexpected than the enemy assassin diving into the backline, hahaha]
[Shocking! A streamer performed a "smile disappearing act" on the spot after winning a game]
[I suggest checking out Yuumi's account boosting service; the cat was AFK the whole time (pointing fingers)]
[The False Victory: Pushing the Crystal; The Real Victory: Contemplating the Cat's Life at the Fountain]
[Report! New way to use mascots discovered: using a resurrection countdown to scare away enemies]
[You call the cat keychain incident a lack of effort? This is strategic deterrence! Lighting up the enemy's firing route with our lives! (Hands clasped together)]
[Regarding the issue of my teammates destroying the crystal while I'm still counting down the seconds, I suggest creating a new meme with "the giant victory sign x the cat bathing in the fountain" (lol)]
[New meme born: Giant Victory lettering × Cat bathing in spring water × Three-part pupil earthquake expression]
[From "On the Professional Ethics of Winning Without Lifting a Brush": First of all, I haven't offended any of you.]
Shu Hua originally wanted to check the comments section to change her mood, but instead she saw all sorts of emojis and gloating.
Some people have even counted how many times she was resurrected. Isn't that boring?
Isn't it right there when the battle ends?
Do you need to manually count them here?
What, are you trying to make yourself look like you're good at counting?
Even elementary school students can do this simple counting, and they're better at it than you!
Great, my mood has really changed.
Shu Hua transformed from a dejected cat with a look of existential doubt into an extremely smug and arrogant cat, "Hmph, you're just jealous that I have someone to carry me and I can win without lifting a finger."
Ha, look how stupid you all are.
The system keeps track of how many times I've revived, so why are you all stupidly counting them yourselves?
"You call yourself a counter? You clearly have absolutely no skill whatsoever."
Towards the end, Shu Hua even burst into unrestrained laughter.
It's that kind of laugh that's typical of villains in old TV dramas.
The people of Longchuan shuddered upon hearing this, and goosebumps rose on their skin.