Chapter 313 This is your copyright fee!
Chapter 313 This is your copyright fee!
She paused, then added, "I 'inadvertently' mentioned the possibility of project funding, and then a brand new thousand-dollar bill 'accidentally' fell out... My roommate then enthusiastically provided a lot of 'objective evaluations' and even reminded me to record them on my phone 'for easy reporting'."
Ye Fan chuckled to himself, thinking: That was incredibly careless... He was deeply impressed by Miao Zi's methods.
In this day and age, a thousand yuan is a huge sum of money for an average college student, enough to pry open the mouths of many "objective" people.
"The information is quite comprehensive." Miao Zi looked at the memo and began her report, her tone calm but with a hint of barely perceptible sarcasm: "Song Yunxia, 19 years old, a sophomore majoring in Chinese Language and Literature. From a small town near Nanjing."
Key information is as follows:
1. Impressive track record: She started dating her first boyfriend less than two weeks after entering university, and to date, she has had at least six public relationships known to her roommates. Each relationship was generally short-lived.
2. The breakup patterns are highly consistent: the reasons for breaking up almost always revolve around the man's inability to meet her needs financially. After the breakup, she always brings back new, expensive gifts or luxury items such as handbags, cosmetics, and jewelry.
3. Current target: Cao Yunji, the guy who just delivered flowers, is her main target for seduction recently. Song Yunxia has repeatedly mentioned in the dormitory that Cao Yunji is very generous, and has struggled several times with whether or not to go to a hotel with Cao Yunji.
4. Public Opinion: According to some classmates, especially her roommates, who were aware of her situation, she was considered "highly sophisticated" and "extremely goal-oriented," exhibiting a typical "gold digger" mentality. She maintained a pure and innocent image on the surface while secretly harboring a strong desire for material comforts.
Miao Zi put away her memo and summarized, "There are more details in the recording, including her roommate imitating her tone of voice and some specific examples. I'll organize them and send them to your email later. These are the core pieces of information, enough to paint a complete picture."
Ye Fan gave Miao Zi a thumbs up: "Professional!"
He felt a wave of speechlessness and sorrow for Li Yifeng from his previous life once again.
This is what you call never having been in a relationship? This is what you call your first time? This is clearly the work of a seasoned "fishpond owner" who knows the art of hunting!
When Li Yifeng meets her next year, who knows how many more names will be added to this Miss Song's "battle record"? Her relationship with Cao Yunji is nothing more than a mutually beneficial arrangement.
......
The Maybach smoothly drove away from Jinling Normal School.
Inside the car, Ye Fan closed his eyes to rest for a moment, then opened them, a playful smile curving his lips.
"Miao Zi," he instructed, "starting tomorrow, order a bouquet of the most eye-catching red roses every day and deliver it to Song Yunxia's dormitory."
Ye Fan paused, then his smile deepened: "For the signature, write: Ji Yuhao."
Miao Zi instantly understood Ye Fan's intention!
A mischievous glint flashed in her eyes, and she immediately replied, "Understood, boss! I'll make sure the bouquets are of the right quality."
Ye Fan nodded: "Alright, take me back to Nanjing University. Oh, and find a tobacco shop on the way and buy two cartons of Zhonghua cigarettes."
"Okay." Miao Zi.
......
Evening, girls' dormitory, Building 5, Jinling Normal School.
When the huge, vibrant, and luxuriously packaged bouquet of red roses was delivered to Song Yunxia, the entire dormitory erupted in excitement.
"Wow—!!!" The roommates all gathered around, exclaiming in exaggerated surprise, "Yunxia! Cao Yunji is too amazing! He just delivered a bouquet this afternoon, and now he's sending another one this big! How much does this cost?!"
Holding the bouquet of roses that almost overwhelmed her, Song Yunxia's face was filled with astonishment and confusion: "This...this wasn't from Cao Yunji..."
"Huh?" The roommates were stunned. "Not him? Then who is it? Yunxia, do you have other mysterious suitors?"
The fire of gossip burned brightly, and eyes were focused on the exquisite card in the center of the bouquet.
The card had three characters written on it in a flamboyant style: Ki Woo-ho.
"Ki Woo-ho?" a roommate murmured, looking puzzled. "Who's that? His name is a bit... um, a bit unusual!"
"Yes, yes, Yunxia, who is it? Tell us quickly!" Everyone chimed in.
Song Yunxia frowned, racking her brains, but could only shake her head helplessly, her voice filled with genuine confusion: "I really have no recollection of this! I've never heard of this name before!"
"Wow! A secret admirer?" Another roommate's eyes lit up. "It must be that boy who's been secretly watching you for ages, finally mustering up the courage! Yunxia, you're so charming!"
His tone carried envy, and also a hint of barely perceptible sourness.
Looking at the valuable roses in her arms, and then at the unfamiliar name on the card, Song Yunxia fell into deep thought.
......
Meanwhile, at Nanjing University's dormitories.
Ye Fan pushed open the door and accurately tossed two heavy packs of Zhonghua cigarettes onto Ji Yuhao's table, which was piled high with snacks and miscellaneous items.
Xiao Ji, who was sprawled on the beanbag chair playing on his phone, sprang up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on: "Holy crap! Brother Fan! What's going on? Anything but your chrysanthemum is fine!"
Ye Fan: "..."
Ki Woo-ho is indeed an abstract character.
Ye Fan said calmly, "This isn't for free; it's your copyright fee!"
Ki Yu-ho immediately recalled the disastrous experience of being "impersonated" and unable to answer questions last time, and shuddered: "Big brother! Which subject is it this time? Please, have mercy and leave me at least two that I can pass!"
Ye Fan said, "Don't worry, this time it's not from our school, so you can rest assured! Enjoy your cigarette."
He pointed to the Hua Zi on the table.
Xiao Ji finally breathed a sigh of relief, a fawning smile spreading across his face. He habitually pulled out his crumpled pack of seven-yuan Blue Wolf cigarettes from his pocket, took one out, and handed it to Ye Fan: "Hehe, that's good, that's good! Here, Brother Fan, have a smoke first! Try our rations!"
Ye Fan pointed to the cigarette he had just thrown down: "Smoke that one! Take one!"
"Hey! It doesn't matter what kind of cigarette you smoke! Let's smoke this one first, they're all the same! We're both picky about this!" That stinginess was practically ingrained in his bones.
Ye Fan was speechless. He had never seen anyone so stingy!
That evening, after Ye Fan finished washing up, he lay in bed scrolling through his phone when he suddenly noticed that the dormitory was unusually quiet.
It's normal that Li Yifeng hasn't come back yet, but Xiao Ji, who always stays in the dorm playing games without fail, isn't here either? And judging from the looks of it, he's not planning to come back tonight?
Ye Fan stared at Xiao Ji's empty bed and the two missing cigarette cards on the table, a sudden realization dawning on him: "Holy crap!"
He almost burst out laughing. That bastard! Did he take those two packs of cigarettes and go sell them?
No wonder they refused to demolish it!
Damn! Ki Woo-ho, you're a real talent! You even managed to cash in on Hua Zi!
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