Chapter 572 The Laughing Justice League Surrounds the Joker
Chapter 572 The Laughing Justice League Surrounds the Joker
Chapter 572 The Laughing Justice League Surrounds the Joker (Reviewer's Power Released)
"What?"
The ropes binding Batman snapped one by one the next second, and at that moment, even the Joker, no matter how stupid, knew he had tied up a fake.
"You..." The clown in front of them seemed to be trying to swing his stick at them, but the next moment, Superman Clark Kent, at close range, used his heat vision to char the stick into a crisp. Whatever the stick was made of, it was now useless to him.
Yes, that's right.
Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern, muttered to himself.
"This is the scene I envisioned: finding that damn clown."
He raised his hand and fired a green laser at the Joker with his Green Lantern Ring, then burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"The big guys swarmed in, beat the clown to his knees, and then took him back as a prisoner."
He saw Wonder Woman leap from her hiding place, charging at the Joker with fury, and Shazam didn't falter at that moment either, with Aquaman leaping out of the water like a mermaid.
The plan to have Superman impersonate Batman was relatively successful, and the Joker's stick, which seemed capable of manipulating reality, was completely destroyed.
Without that stick that could change reality, the Joker is just an ordinary person.
What difficulty could there be in dealing with an ordinary person?
The Joker dodged Green Lantern's attack by rolling and leaping, only to be grabbed and held in Superman's hand.
The Joker threw a punch at Superman, and then a stream of strong acid sprayed from the brooch on his chest, landing on the other man's clothes without even breaking the skin.
Two tubes protruded from his doorway, and then a large cloud of Joker Potion sprayed onto Superman's face. However, under the Joker Potion, the Joker Potion's maniacal laughter effect was quickly neutralized.
So the clown sighed.
He looked at Superman, whose smile was welded to his face.
"Wow wow wow, you caught me, Superman, well done."
He said, "It looks like the most standard superhero ending imaginable."
"Hurry up!" Wonder Woman ordered Hal Jordan, the Green Lantern, "Take that crystal coffin out of the dimension opened by your ring."
Diana wasn't planning to kill anyone yet, but it was always the right thing to do to subdue the captured Joker first. However, she soon heard the Joker's voice.
"Unfortunately, I'm not planning to end the game so soon today."
The clown's smile had vanished; his face had darkened. It must be said that the clown was terrifyingly maniacal when he was laughing wildly, but when he became serious and his face darkened slightly, he looked no more benevolent than when he was laughing wildly; he was just as sinister and frightening.
"you……"
"Hehehe! Clown, why aren't you laughing? Are you just naturally averse to laughing?"
Diana turned her head and glanced at Shazam.
Shazam is the youngest of them and seems to be slightly more affected by the Joker's potion, but the question is, is it a bit too much to provoke the Joker at this point...?
"Do you know?"
Upon hearing the Joker's words, Diana immediately turned to Green Lantern Hal: "Prepare to restrain him, and don't give him a chance to make a move!"
She quickly issued a series of orders: "Watch out, everyone! The Joker is still capable of fighting back!"
The clown's voice grew louder, and his size increased along with it.
"What I hate most... is someone wearing my smiling face!!!"
Green Lantern Halton was immediately on high alert; he wasn't stupid. He wouldn't be so arrogant when the other party clearly seemed more formidable.
He was prepared; no matter what tricks the other side had up their sleeve, he had already used the green light shield to protect himself.
Although he was facing the Joker, his preparations were on par with those for fighting Doomsday.
Even if the Joker could alter reality, it would be incredibly difficult...
With a soft "pop," Hal stared blankly at himself, realizing he had transformed into...
Is she a woman?
Hal felt the power of his Green Lantern ring vanish from his body in an instant, as if he had never possessed one at all. He scrambled to avoid the Joker's slapping hand, but the two enormous lumps on his chest caused him to lose his balance and nearly fall to the ground.
"Carol???" He heard Wonder Woman's surprised voice. Then Hal realized what the Joker had turned him into through his reality-altering abilities.
His girlfriend, Carol, is an ordinary rich woman who, apart from being extremely in love with him, is an average person from head to toe.
"Watch out! Joker, I don't know how he did it... If he really could do that, then why..."
"This doesn't make sense!" shouted Carlo, the Green Lantern in his guise. "If the Joker can so easily manipulate reality, why doesn't he just wipe us out with his bare hands?"
But before he could finish speaking, Hal had already figured it out without any instruction.
He focused his mind and calmed himself down. The next second, he transformed back into his original form. He briefly resisted the altered reality that had been imposed on him, but then quickly reverted to his girlfriend's appearance.
Meanwhile, in the coastal city...
Hal's girlfriend, Carol Ferris, is standing on the company's stage, describing the bright future of Ferris Company to all the shareholders.
"...Our company has the best aircraft manufacturing..."
Carol and one of the shareholders got into a heated argument, and slammed her hand on the table, saying, "If I have another $40 million, I'll definitely be able to send our pilots into the sky. If not, I'll personally fly up and perform a cobra jerk for you!"
These shareholders, who were terrified of having their shares diluted, absolutely refused to agree. Carol had been arguing with them for an hour and a half and was almost frantic. Her boyfriend, Hal, hadn't contacted her for years, and she felt like a widow!
"Listen to me, everyone..."
She took a deep breath and continued speaking, and then... well, she had only gotten halfway through her sentence when she abruptly became Green Lantern in front of all the shareholders.
He's still the Green Lantern with his signature maniacal grin.
"?"
Everyone present experienced a momentary mental freeze.
With Carol Ferris's scream, the green light ring on her hand, now in male form, forcefully dragged him out of control from the conference room on the 10th floor, sending him flying. In mid-air, he performed a perfect cobra jerk, his scream piercing the sky like a siren, attracting countless passersby to look up.
"Hahahaha!"
The sound of maniacal laughter echoed among the skyscrapers of the entire metropolis.
All the shareholders rushed to the window, some so terrified their legs were practically shaking: "It's...it's fucking ghostly...a cobra twitching! Miss Ferris was actually telling the truth!"
"Aa ...
Carlo screamed desperately, "Put me down!!!"
As soon as she finished speaking, her wish was fulfilled, and she suddenly transformed back into her original female form in mid-air.
As she screamed and fell almost to the ground, she suddenly transformed back into Green Lantern and soared into the sky once more.
"No! I can't change back. Carol is in danger. If I do that, she'll fall to her death on the spot!"
Hal, riding on Carol's body, scrambled to the side: "The Joker doesn't need a stick to alter reality! Watch out!"
He desperately tried to communicate with his girlfriend Carol, with whom he had swapped bodies, and for a moment he was shaking uncontrollably as if he had encountered a bug.
"Now, can you still laugh?" the clown sneered.
The next moment, the Joker reached out and slapped Superman as well.
With another soft pop, Superman fell to the ground and transformed into a pot-bellied, mysterious man holding a spray gun with two tubes connected to a canister on his back.
"It's the King of Seasonings." Diana recognized the character Clark had transformed into as she jumped up and tried to slash the Joker with the sword and shield she pulled from the all-purpose belt of her Batman bodysuit.
Superman pressed the button on the two spray guns in his hand and aimed them at the Joker. Soon, two streams of water, one red and one yellow, shot out from the nozzles of the spray guns, covering the Joker.
"Spray! Spray!"
The monster was writhing.
Meanwhile, the condiment tycoon, who was robbing a convenience store in some corner of Gotham, was surprised to find that he had become Superman.
So, after decisively declaring that he wouldn't eat beef, he immediately grabbed his ill-gotten gains, flew into the air, and then instantly fell from a height of two stories, landing face-first in the dirt and losing a front tooth.
Gotham police surrounded the condiment tycoon in patrol cars, and soon the madman who liked to attack passersby with hot sauce and ketchup was tied up like a dumpling.
If you can't deal with the supervillain, the police can at least deal with you, right?
When Clark realized he could forcibly turn himself back like Howl, he tried to rebel against the Joker, and then...
Clark discovered he was going bald, and he immediately checked himself out.
"Damn it, Luther?"
"What will I become?" Shazam jumped expectantly in front of the Joker, then unleashed a bolt of lightning from his hand, laughing maniacally as he struck. The Joker slapped him, and Shazam, landing on the ground, swayed before transforming into Bane.
Yes, a female Bane. This character does exist, though who knows where on Earth or in the multiverse!
As soon as Shazam pressed the button on his hand, a large amount of venom gushed into his or her body, causing his or her body to swell up like a balloon.
Aquaman Arthur, wielding his Trident, lunged at the Joker. Diana initially thought the Joker would transform Arthur into some strange character, but then she saw Aquaman Arthur being turned into an octopus wriggling on the ground.
Meanwhile, on the seabed of the Atlantic Ocean, an octopus transformed into a sea king, constantly bubbling and gurgling underwater.
So in the end, only Diana was left.
"Let me think about what I want to turn you into." Diana saw the Joker grinning maliciously at her.
The next moment, she felt her body rapidly collapse and shrink, and the maniacal smile on her face vanished without a trace.
Diana turned into a pig.
"That's good. That nasty, maniacal laugh is gone," the Joker said. "It's over."
But the next moment he saw Wonder Woman pick up her sword from the ground and slash it at his face again.
"It's not over yet!"
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"How is it, Zatana?"
When Chen Tao appeared in Zatana's magic office, the female magician wearing a top hat was frantically flipping through a huge stack of magic books that were thicker than herself.
"Batman? Wait, Bruce?" Zatanna glanced at Chen Tao, her mind blank, then grabbed her head. "Aaaaaah, don't rush me! I'm trying my best to find a way to counter it, but if you know even a little bit about magic, you'll know it's impossible!"
Zatana said, "By modifying reality, he can completely warp the world to whatever he wants. This ability doesn't seem to be something the Joker inherently possesses, but rather a modification by someone who has fully mastered this ability."
She pointed to the ancient text: "This ability originates from the five-dimensional beings, the Mischievous Ghosts or the five-dimensional beings, the Bat Mites, and only five-dimensional beings can fight against five-dimensional beings. Otherwise, even if you use ironic magic or other methods similar to altering reality to repair the changes caused by the power of the Missile Ghosts, it will still be too weak and revert to the result of the Mischievous Ghosts' power."
Zatana said, "Unless we summon troublemakers... but how is that possible? Five-dimensional beings haven't appeared in a long time."
"Just tell me the method."
"A powerful mage must be willing to sacrifice their power, and it must be a permanent loss. We can infiltrate the fifth dimension by consuming their magical power, thereby establishing contact with the troublemaker. But whether the other party will respond is another matter entirely!"
Zatana said, "And I have to preside over this magical ritual, which means I can't be the mage who willingly sacrifices herself."
Stop, stop, stop.
Chen Tao said, "Wait a minute, why you? If we need a mage as a benchmark for the invasion, can't I do it?"
"What do you mean, of course not? Bruce, you're hardly a mage."
"I possess the spirit of metal and three other natural energies, how can I not be a mage?"
"You're at best a warrior who wields magical energy," Zatana said. "The mages we need must be able to autonomously manipulate their magical energy and find the fifth dimension in an infinite number of dimensions. There are countless worlds in the multiverse, and fifth-dimensional beings like the Mischief-Maker or the Bat Mite mostly focus their attention on the main universe. Do you think finding them is such an easy task?"
"Where is Lady Shangdu? Where are the dead? Where is Constantine?"
"And who are they? Batman?"
Chen Tao called out several names, but Zatana kept shaking her head.
Until Chen Tao revealed Faust's name.
"Great, that's it," Chen Tao said.
"How do you plan to persuade him?"
"I have no intention of persuading you."
Chen Tao said, "Being able to contribute to saving the world is Faust's blessing!"
(End of this chapter)
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