Diary of Guarding Monster Girls

Chapter 869 - 437: Can Gods Love Humans? (6.4K)

["I just need to adjust a bit... No, I don’t care at all!"]

"Okay~ You don’t care, hmm hmm."

Herbert obviously wasn’t oblivious to the straight man’s problem, clearly understanding the cause of all this.

He knew, but he couldn’t help but stir up trouble.

Now that he’s made someone angry, he’ll have to appease them himself.

"You’re the best to me~"

["Hmph! How am I good to you? I’m really wicked!"]

Nenasha huffed sarcastically, muttering: ["Yes, everyone else is a good woman, but I’m not a good woman, I’m a bad woman..."]

And just as Nenasha and Herbert were having their spat, the recording pouring into his mind finally reached its last segment.

After calmly recounting the Empire’s last glory, the Grand Mage reverted to the crazy furry fanatic Herbert was familiar with.

"Oh."

He sighed softly, using a tone as if he had finally come to terms at last: "Without them saying, I actually know too, my research seems successful but actually failed."

"In fact, the ultimate goal of my research was to find a [perfect] bloodline."

"What is perfect? In my conception, if a mortal body could contain the blood of all races and even draw power from that blood... That’s the perfect blood."

Herbert: !!?

He felt a strange sense of déjà vu, as if the physique the Elf Grand Mage mentioned sounded quite familiar?

"Haha!"

"Of course, this is just a hypothesis, this kind of physique probably doesn’t exist."

Seemingly amused by the insane remarks, he laughed at himself twice.

After pausing for a while, he continued in a dream-like voice:

"...If one day, such a mortal really appeared, then regardless of whether he’s an elf, a beastman, or even those weak humans..."

"He could become a divine!"

"Because according to my hypothesis, to achieve this, unless a divine is willing to share their authority, and use it on such trifling matters..."

"But divine beings, those high and mighty yet extremely greedy existences, would never be willing to share their authority with mortals, would they?"

"So, it’s impossible!"

"Hahaha!"

Elvis the Grand Mage laughed heartily for a while, then paused and slowly said:

"However, although the hope is close to zero, I still wish such a person could exist."

"If he indeed exists... it would only prove one thing."

"He is truly loved by a divine."

"Could a divine really fall in love with a mortal?"

In the very end, this remarkably talented Elf Grand Mage left behind a dream-like question.

Then, as if waking from a nightmare that lasted hundreds of years,

he completely entered the time that no longer flowed.

...

...

Interrupted by Elvis’s words, both Herbert and Nenasha fell silent.

Whether it was coincidence or not, the perfect bloodline mentioned by the Elf Grand Mage... seems very similar to Herbert’s current physique.

Herbert was silent for a while, asking in his mind:

"Nenasha..."

["Don’t ask."]

The divine gently interrupted the mortal’s question, slowly saying: ["My beloved, one day you’ll understand, but now is not the time."]

After saying that, She gently sighed in his heart.

Thinking Herbert would surely sulk because of this, but she truly had his best interests at heart.

["If you must ask, I..."]

But the next second, Nenasha was taken aback.

"No, I don’t want to ask that."

["Hmm???!"]

"What I want to ask is..."

Herbert smirked, not asking about that matter, but turned his attention to the gigantic relic buried dozens of meters underground, slowly asking:

"Do you think we can directly move this relic away?"

"If we pick this thing up and sell it to some big organization, it should fetch quite a bit, right?"

Look, a complete Magic Energy Cannon!

Surely it could exchange for millions of Gold Coins?

Even if we don’t sell it, keeping it for ourselves seems like a great idea!

???

["What? You you you... huh?"]

I’ve been worried about you, cared for you, so conflicted... and you ask me how much this scrap metal is worth?

Are you worthy of me!!?

Miss Harmonious God, feeling like her love was fed to the dogs, broke down on the spot, furiously saying: ["No, you ought to have asked me why!!?"]

["Do you love me or not!!?"]

Herbert also shouted helplessly:

"I do!"

"But isn’t it you the one who told me not to ask anything!!?"

Oh, women!

Such contradiction!

Obviously wanting someone to ask, yet making a fuss of it.

Sigh!

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