deltrittennovels Chapter 137 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 4
Chapter 137 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 4
Jiang Yulang glared at Xiao Yu'er, and said: "Look at your frivolous appearance, you don't look like a serious man at all, my reputation has been ruined by you."
"You're slander, you're jealous!" Xiao Yu'er snorted angrily, "I'm the most handsome man in the Valley of the Wicked, exuding a domineering aura that you don't have from the inside out, how can I be associated with frivolity and indecency? It's you, It looks like a weak little white face."
"Tsk tsk tsk." Xiao Yuer shook his head, pointed at Jiang Yulang's slender waist, and said, "Look down at your own slender waist, not to mention men, even women, there are not many women whose waists are thinner than yours."
Jiang Yulang retorted: "What's thin? Can you speak? It's thin and powerful!"
Xiao Yu'er stuck out his tongue and muttered in a low voice, "There's a fart force, it's as soft as noodles."
"What did you say?" Jiang Yulang didn't hear clearly, and told him intuitively that the other party couldn't say anything good.
Xiao Yu'er tilted his head, pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "It's nothing."
As soon as the two entered Yuyang City, they encountered a pair of patrolling officers and soldiers.
Xiao Yuer casually pulled a middle-aged uncle to ask why.
The middle-aged uncle looked left and right, and when the patrolling officers and soldiers were far away, he beckoned them to come over, pretending to be mysterious: "Recently, a flower picker appeared in the city."
Xiao Yu'er said: "The city is strictly guarded, it can be seen that the flower picker has not been caught yet."
The middle-aged uncle sighed, and said: "That flower picker's disguise technique is exquisite, and his lightness kungfu is also very good. The three masters in the city joined forces, but they couldn't catch him."
Xiao Yu'er spat, and said with contempt: "If you have such ability, you don't do good deeds, but you do something like a dog, you are a man! I hope this little thief will be brought to justice as soon as possible, so that more girls will not be harmed."
The middle-aged uncle said with a strange expression: "It's not a girl."
Xiao Yu'er didn't understand what it meant, Jiang Yulang seemed to think of something, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes.
The middle-aged uncle said inscrutably: "That flower picker likes you."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
He like this?
Xiao Yu'er's mind went blank, and he hesitated, "Could it be that the flower picker likes men?"
The middle-aged uncle nodded and said, "Exactly."
Xiao Yu'er hid behind Jiang Yulang in an instant, then poked his head out and said, "Uncle, do you think the Grass Picker likes me more, or does he like him more?"
The middle-aged uncle looked up at Jiang Yulang for a long time, and from a man's point of view, said: "This young man is not as strong and strong as you. I think the grass picker should like him more."
Jiang Yulang: "..."
With no chastity crisis left, Xiao Yuer boldly walked in front of Jiang Yulang, saw his messy appearance, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Relax, I think your luck is not that bad."
Jiang Yulang twitched his lips, and said with a smirk: "You are the most beautiful man in the world, I am not half as attractive as you, if the grass picker has no problem with his eyes, there is no doubt who he will choose."
Xiao Yu'er seemed to have a crow's mouth. In the morning, he said that Jiang Yulang's luck was not that bad, and in the evening, the two of them met the grass picker.Jiang Yulang also seemed to have a crow's mouth. He felt that Xiao Yu'er was more dangerous. As a result, the grass-pickers and thieves saw him first, and followed them to the inn.
In the middle of the night, the mist/smoke was first blown into the room.
Xiao Yuer woke up first.Although his martial arts are not very superb, but other aspects are better than his masters.Today I heard about the flower picker again. Xiao Yu'er, who thinks he is the most handsome man in the martial arts world, has already become a bit vigilant, so how can he fall for the opponent's tricks.
He glanced at the boy in his arms, and poked his tofu-like smooth and white face.
Just as Jiang Yulang fell asleep, he was woken up by the poke, and was about to open his mouth to ask what's the matter, Xiao Yuer covered his mouth, put his finger on his lips, and whispered in his ear: "Hold your breath quickly. "
Jiang Yulang woke up instantly, obediently holding his breath.
Fortunately, people in the Jianghu have a good lung capacity, and it is not a problem to hold their breath for ten minutes.
The flower picker tiptoed to the bedside, smiled and lifted the quilt.However, what greeted him was not two sleepy beautiful boys, but four vigorous fists.
The flower picker's face darkened.
I was actually blinded by two little ghosts, but this is more challenging and more exciting!
But after a while, the tables and chairs were scattered all over the place, and the house was in a mess.
Jiang Yulang used martial arts for the first time, and only played 70.00% of his original level.
Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes when he saw it and said: "You are going all out against me, how can you keep your hands on the grass pickers?"
Jiang Yulang smiled awkwardly, and said, "I haven't used martial arts for a long time, and I'm a little rusty."
Xiao Yu'er almost didn't bring it up in one breath, and lost his breath.
Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er joined forces to PK the Grass Picking Bandit, and seeing that they had the upper hand, the other party threw a poisonous powder on their faces.Even though Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer dodged in time, they still inhaled some.
Immediately, my hands and feet felt weak, and my heart skipped a beat, God is going to kill me!
Seeing this, the grass picker laughed loudly and said, "I ran into two little wild cats today. I like this fiery character."
His eyes fell on the love locks clasped on the wrists of the two, and he asked curiously: "Are you guys having sex? Are you a couple?"
Jiang Yulang: "..."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
The two young men with limp bodies and weak internal strength, who were at the mercy of others, looked at each other.
Jiang Yulang: Admit it?
Xiao Yu'er: Admit it!
The two said in unison: "It's a couple."
I thought that the grass pickers would care about this, so I gave up on them in disappointment.As a result, his eyes lit up and he became even more energetic!
"Well, well!" said the grass picker, "I have never enjoyed a pair of lovers at the same time, today is a blessing."
Jiang Yulang: "..."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
Don't expect grass pickers to have integrity, no integrity and no limit is synonymous with them.
Jiang Yulang endured it, but couldn't help it: "Emotions are a one-to-one thing, don't you think it's strange to have one more person?"
"Whoever talks to you, I'm only interested in your body." The grass picker said: "Besides, those who are incapable are one-to-one, and those who are capable are one-to-many. Those who love deeply and want to Those who live together all their lives are idiots. Compared with old vegetables with gritty teeth, wouldn’t fresh and juicy cabbage be more delicious? When I get old, I have to raise a group of beautiful boys.”
Jiang Yulang: "..."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
Jiang Yulang closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, his gaze was as sharp as a knife.
Youdao means that those who know the current affairs are heroes, and he can only save himself by sacrificing unimportant people as a matter of urgency.
"Look at the young man next to me." Jiang Yulang seemed to be frightened after the grass picker looked over, shrank his head timidly and weakly, and whispered: "He is the most beautiful man in the martial arts."
The Grass Picker was originally a slender and handsome boy, but when he accidentally saw Jiang Yulang smiling back and forth on the street, he was astonished and was about to get him into his hands.Now that Jiang Yulang said it, he took a closer look at "the most beautiful man in martial arts".
Xiao Yuer: "..."
Xiao Yu'er gritted his teeth and said: "Jiang Yulang, you big bastard, big villain, it's useless for me to give you my heart and soul, you actually framed me like this."
Jiang Yulang sighed helplessly, and said: "Beheading is only a scar the size of a bowl, so it will be picked as a flower, just be patient."
Xiao Yu'er said: "Why are you impatient?"
Jiang Yulang said shamelessly: "I am not as good-looking as you, my martial arts are not as good as yours, and my patience is not as good as yours. Things that require patience, you will naturally do it."
Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes to the top of his head, spat and said: "You are a rich son, I am not as knowledgeable as you, why don't you go first, and I will go sightseeing and study?"
Jiang Yulang said with a polite smile: "Brother, you don't have to be so modest. I know your skills, so there is no need to learn. With your intelligence, you can learn by yourself without a teacher. You can draw inferences from one instance."
Xiao Yuer gritted his teeth, this despicable and shameless little fox!
"You don't need to quarrel." At this time, the grass picker laughed, and the smile under the mask became a little more obscene: "This kind of beautiful thing does not need to be humble, you two beauties can do it together. Later , the white beauty is in the front, and the scar beauty is in the back, it's okay to switch positions. Are the two beauties satisfied with my arrangement?"
Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer: "..." Dog!day!The grass-picking thief, Yi Ni is paralyzed!
Jiang Yulang was silent for a while, still having doubts in his heart, so he came to a soul torture: "Do you want the beauty with the scar to be behind me, or behind you."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
The Grass Picker was shocked, so he just said it casually without thinking too much.
Jiang Yulang saw through his thoughts at a glance, his face became serious, and he said sharply: "As the saying goes, 360 lines, every line will be the best. No matter which line you do, you must do it to the top. Since you choose to be a flower picker, you must become the best. A top-notch flower-picking thief, people will be frightened when you are mentioned, and children will cry at night..."
"Anyone can do a low-level grass-picking robber, and there is no challenge at all."
With his hands behind his back, Jiang Yulang talked eloquently.
Even though it was dark night, his whole body seemed to emit a bright and dazzling light, which made people unable to open their eyes.
The grass picker lost focus in his eyes, with a demented look on his face, just like those who have been brainwashed by mistakenly entering the MLM organization, nodding or shaking their heads from time to time during the deafening speech of the "leader".With the more passionate tone of the "leader", fanaticism appeared as if he had won hundreds of millions.
Xiao Yuer was dumbfounded, staring at Jiang Yulang who seemed to be a different person like a fool.
Listening to the other party's provocative words, my heart was pounding, and I almost believed the other party's evil!
Analyzing Jiang Yulang's words carefully, it seems quite reasonable, but in fact it's bullshit...it still makes sense.
Xiao Yu'er is a smart guy, he has always been the one who fools others, if others try to fool him, they will probably be fooled by him in turn.However, this time, he was almost fooled by the "dream theory" of Jiang Yulang, a little fox!
Jiang Yulang, oh Jiang Yulang, you really are my biggest opponent in this life, Xiao Yuer.
Looking at the robber who was sitting on the ground and listening to the "Dream Theory" carefully, Xiao Yuer showed sympathy, and after listening to Jiang Yulang's advocacy, he asked, "Do you know what the most successful robber is like? ?”
The grass picker shook his head.
Jiang Yulang said: "The least popular grass picker is to make ordinary people fear that you will hate you, and the top grass picker is to make those who have committed the most serious crimes hear your name and become terrified and beg for mercy on their knees."
A strange brilliance flashed in the eyes of the grass picker, "What should I do to become the top grass picker?"
Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "This is what you are best at, go and develop it."
Do the wicked have their own grind?
The Grass Picker seems to have been enlightened, and has realized the highest level of professional attainment, and said emotionally: "Thank you, Master, for the reminder!"
Jiang Yulang: "..." I really want to clean up the door!
Jiang Yulang calmed down his ups and downs, "I'll give you one last piece of advice."
The Grass Picking Robber said: "I implore Master to give you some guidance."
Jiang Yulang's fingers trembled slightly, a ferocious smile appeared on his face as white as jade, and he said, "Just like a bandit commander stealing things openly, you can do the same."
The grass picker hesitated and said, "Tuer's martial arts are three points inferior to Xiangshuai."
Jiang Yulang sneered and said, "I think you are very capable, even Master and Mistress dare to move."
Xiao Yu'er: ... Me, Mistress?
The grass picker said: "This will detoxify Master and Mistress."
The grass picker wanted to detoxify Jiang Yulang first, but the other party said: "Detoxify your teacher first."
Word of mouth is very cool.
"..." Oh, he was taken advantage of!Xiao Yuer glared at the other party angrily.
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