deltrittennovels Chapter 149 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 16
Chapter 149 Happy Little Enemy, Marry Enemy's Daughter 16
"A 30-year-old woman is like a wolf like a tiger!"
Xiao Yuer wore an expensive brocade dress, her hair was combed with osmanthus hair oil, and her face was smeared with skin care products that are said to be worth more than ten taels of moisturizing and hydrating.
Facing the wind, the priceless jade around his waist jingled, Xiao Yu'er looked melancholy and confused, thinking that his treatment was all obtained by selling himself, he couldn't help feeling sad.
Leaning on the stone bridge, Jiang Yulang grabbed fish food and sprinkled it into the lake.The next moment, a group of carp swam over, competing for fish food.After feeding the fish, Jiang Yulang wiped his fingers with a clean wet handkerchief.Hearing Xiao Yu'er's emotional words, she rolled her eyes at him.
"The frequency is four or five times a week, and you are ashamed to complain. You should find the problem from yourself."
"Where is a week." Xiao Yu'er said: "It is obviously a night."
Jiang Yulang said: "In the past, I was in the Xiaoyao Palace, working day and night, working tirelessly, even though I was sweating profusely, I still gritted my teeth and continued to work hard without distraction..."
Xiao Yu'er was left speechless by her series of idioms, wanted to laugh but was afraid that the other party would get angry, so she pursed her lips to hold back.
"As the saying goes, nothing in the world is difficult for those who put their heart into it, and people's potential can be maximized between life and death..."
The corner of Xiao Yu'er's mouth twitched.
Jiang Yulang went on to say: "If you are good, God rewards hard work. I persisted for ten days. In the end, I was scolded by that woman Xiaokou Mimi for being useless. Compared to me, aren't you useless and useless?" use?"
Xiao Yuer: "..."
He wasn't, he didn't, how could he be inferior to Jiang Yulang!
Xiao Yuer retorted: "I'm just not keen on sweating."
Jiang Yulang really wanted to scold him, but she was so tired that she drank several bottles of oral liquid to replenish her vitality if she wasn't keen on it.Afraid that Xiao Yu'er would be proud, Jiang Yulang swallowed the words silently, and then changed the subject: "What are you passionate about?"
Xiao Yu'er thought about it for a while, and said, "Eat, drink, and be merry."
Jiang Yulang asked in surprise, "It's not a prank?"
Xiao Yu'er said with black lines: "Is this the image of me in your mind?"
Jiang Yulang said: "It doesn't matter what it is, the key is whether you said something wrong."
Xiao Yu'er groaned, nodded and said: "You are quite right."
Eating, drinking, and having fun are as important as pranks. Jiang Yulang actually knows him so well. It can be seen that the other party is happy with his mouth, but he loves him deeply in his heart. Otherwise, he would not do everything possible to lure him to be her son-in-law.Xiao Yu'er subconsciously ignored that he was the one rushing to take responsibility.
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Jiang Yulang's princess enjoys daily life very leisurely, and Xiao Yuer, the future son-in-law, has followed suit, listening to operas every day, admiring the light and graceful dances of beauties, eating out-of-season melons and fruits, drinking fine nectar and jade liquid, Listening to the different rainbow farts of the servants, life is as happy as a fairy.
Xiao Yu'er feels that if this goes on like this, he will be corrupted by sugar-coated cannonballs, and become a useless little boy with a soft face who only likes to enjoy himself.
With that in mind, he poked a piece of cantaloupe with a small silver fork that was as long as his fingers and stuffed it into his mouth.
The fruit platter was in Xiao Yu'er's hand, Jiang Yulang saw that he was eating deliciously, so he got an appetite.
"Baby little fish." Jiang Yulang winked at the young man, his red lips slightly parted, obviously wanting to eat fruit.
Xiao Yu'er forked a piece of fragrant pear and handed it to her mouth. Jiang Yulang swallowed it in one gulp, and said vaguely while eating, "I prefer apples."
Xiao Yu'er forked an apple and handed it to her lips.
After swallowing, Jiang Yulang said, "I heard that Hua Wuque has been looking for you all over the world. It seems that he has confirmed your words, so he is in a hurry to find you."
Xiao Yu'er was taken aback for a moment, then snorted, "If he wants to look for it, I don't want to see him."
Jiang Yulang said, "Aojiao."
Xiao Yu'er asked, "What does Tsundere mean?"
Jiang Yulang said: "Arrogance and coquettishness."
With his hands behind his back, Xiao Yuer shook his head and said, "These two words have nothing to do with me."
"Then let me put it another way." Jiang Yulang said, "You say you don't care, but you really care in your heart."
Xiao Yu'er raised his head, turned his nostrils to the sky and said, "I don't care about Hua Wuque."
Jiang Yulang looked at the young man with a kind of indulgent and indulgent eyes, with "Look, you're arrogant again" written on his face.
Xiao Yuer: "..."
After all, Hua Wuque is his real brother, Xiao Yu'er still cares about the only relative in this world, before leaving, he dawdled, saying: "I'm leaving."
Without raising his head, Jiang Yulang waved his hands like chasing flies, "You go."
"..." Xiao Yu'er said displeasedly, "Is it more important that the book looks better than me?"
Jiang Yulang finally raised his noble head, smiled apologetically and said, "Of course it's not as important as you."
Xiao Yu'er complained: "Then you are still so absorbed in watching."
Jiang Yulang said: "This is a book with magical power. Its contents are all-encompassing, and its ideas are unique and novel. Once you take a look at it, you can't look away. You just want to seize the time to study the contents of the book."
Xiao Yu'er became interested when he heard this, and said, "What book are you reading?"
Jiang Yulang said: "The supreme core secret book of Hehuan Palace."
Xiao Yu'er: "...do you think I don't know what the Hehuan Palace is?"
Jiang Yulang asked in surprise, "You know?"
Xiao Yu'er smiled triumphantly, and said: "Half a month ago, when you and I were both cultivating the "Secret Code of Shenlong Dajue", you mentioned the unscrupulous sect of Hehuan Palace."
Jiang Yulang thought about it for a while, then cupped his hands and said in admiration, "You can still remember such unscrupulous things clearly. Unlike me, who has a goldfish brain, I forget it after thinking about it, admiration."
Xiao Yu'er said: "I feel like you are mocking me."
Jiang Yulang said, "Your feeling is right."
Xiao Yu'er flicked his sleeves angrily, "I'm leaving, can't you say something nice?"
Jiang Yulang pondered for a while, then said: "I will try my best to protect you like a jade, and I won't give you a cuckold?"
"Try your best?" Xiao Yu'er said in disbelief, "You still think about stealing food while I'm out?"
Jiang Yulang showed a bright smile, and said earnestly: "A dignified princess of a country, there are not many male favorites?"
Xiao Yuer: "..."
Unruly little bastard!Little pervert!
Xiao Yu'er is so troubled, should he go to Hua Wuque?
If you go, Jiang Yulang, a flirtatious and dishonest pervert, will give him a cuckold if he doesn't know for sure.If he didn't go, he was worried that Hua Wuque would blame himself and feel guilty and couldn't think about doing stupid things.
Xiao Yu'er is caught in the choice between a woman and a brother.
Although reason told him that Jiang Yulang was just joking with him, he was just in case.What if the other party is lonely and empty with no one to accompany him, alone and unable to sleep, find someone to sleep with, eat too many delicious meals, and want to change his taste to eat porridge and side dishes?
After struggling for a while, Xiao Yu'er sighed, "If you want to have an affair, at least find a man who is prettier than me, stronger than me, and better than me."
Xiao Yuer firmly believes that, except for Hua Wuque, there is no man in the world who is more beautiful than him than him, stronger than him.
Jiang Yulang winked, blew him a kiss, and said, "Listen to you, honey."
Xiao Yu'er was so numb, she shook silently, and said, "Since you listen to me, can I change it?"
Jiang Yulang said: "A gentleman promises a thousand pieces of gold. What you say is like water that has been poured out. It cannot be taken back."
Xiao Yu'er beat her chest and stamped her feet immediately, regretting her mistakes.
After sending Xiao Yuer away, Jiang Yulang continued to arrange some things secretly.
The system looked at the host who was secretly plotting rebellion, and said with horror: "Host, don't let yourself be overwhelmed! The rebellion failed, and the head fell to the ground. You have to think about it clearly."
Jiang Yulang said: "Decapitation is nothing more than a scar the size of a bowl, so what are you afraid of?"
Jiang Yulang had never knelt before others until he came to this world and knelt down with a bunch of noble royal family members. That's fine, but the emperor changed his immortal name with great difficulty.It is obviously something invented and created by myself, and the profit only accounts for one point...
All kinds of grievances, Jiang Yulang suffocated so much that the system couldn't see it, and something went wrong.
In the TV series, Jiang Yuyan can be an empress in a yellow robe, a transmigrator with golden fingers can't be worse than her no matter what.
The system talked and talked, and persuaded for a long time, but still couldn't persuade the host to change his mind and admit it.I hope the host's rebellion succeeds, he doesn't want to be the first example of the host being beheaded if the host fails to rebel.
The system sighed and said, "Jiang Yuyan's name is indeed correct, you are an uneasy and kind villain."
Jiang Yulang said: "Don't worry, I won't act rashly in a flash. Look, these new friends I have made."
The system looked at the host's circle of friends, [Little Black Rabbit from Senior Brother's Family] [Jiu Gongzi] [Tian Kehan], etc., and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with them?"
Jiang Yulang said: "Either they will be rebellious and become the emperor, or they will use special means to make the emperor abdicate to the virtuous, or they will kill brothers and brothers, and imprison father..."
"Although I am very smart, the ancients were not fools. After all, there are only a few who succeed in rebelling. In order not to become the soul of the sword, it is better to learn from these seniors to be on the safe side."
The system thoughtfully said: "You have been doing good deeds for the past few years, invented many useful things, solved smallpox, and put forward effective countermeasures against plagues, floods, etc., are to deliberately manage your reputation and prepare for your future throne ?”
Jiang Yulang said, "That's right."
The system said again: "The old emperor suddenly became obsessed with cultivating immortals and asked, was it also your arrangement?"
Jiang Yulang said, "Exactly."
The system said with emotion: "I only now understand what it means to take one step and see ten steps, and follow every step."
Jiang Yulang said, "It's too much."
The system said: "If your expression is not so smug, it will be more convincing."
Jiang Yulang said: "When a person should be proud, he should be proud. How uncomfortable it is to be suppressed."
Yes, it was very uncomfortable, so you suppressed something wrong and ran to rebel out of your mind.
The system secretly complained, thinking of the host's lifelong event, and said with concern: "If you become an empress, how will you deal with the harem problem?"
Jiang Yulang said casually, "Imitate Wu Zetian."
The system exclaimed.Wu Zetian accepted Zhang Yizhi and Zhang Changzong as male favorites, and the host imitated her. Could it be that he wanted to accept the Jiang brothers as male favorites at the same time?
With the personalities of the two male protagonists, this matter is very difficult to handle. If you insist on carrying it out, you may lose both sides.
The system couldn't help persuading: "Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque would never agree to be monogamous. The host has such a big appetite, so be careful."
Jiang Yulang was full of black lines, "If I have no morals, I won't have an affair with my uncle."
The system said: "It's not certain. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many emperors in history who accepted sisters as concubines at the same time."
Jiang Yulang didn't want to listen to the system's nonsense, and under the protest of the system's ruthlessness and unreasonable troubles, he was silenced.
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