deltrittennovels Chapter 116 Su Wuxian: Old Lu, you shouldn't come at your age...
Chapter 116 Su Wuxian: Old Lu, you shouldn't come at your age...
"Zhang Chulan, you're in charge of writing the invitations!"
Zhang Chulan wiped away his cold sweat:
"Master... are you sure this is a sports meet?"
"These invitations have been sent out, but will anyone actually dare to come?"
"rest assured."
Su Wuxian was full of confidence:
"Just write that all participants will have their travel expenses reimbursed, and their meals and accommodation will be provided."
"Champion's reward: personal guidance from the Old Master, or a promise from Ancestor Su, such as helping to settle things or something."
Zhang Chulan widened his eyes:
"Who could resist such temptation?"
"Especially Lu Jin."
Su Wuxian, pay attention:
"Send him a special invitation! Just write: 'Old Lu, dare to come to Longhu Mountain? Let's see who can pee the farthest. If you don't dare, you're a coward!'"
Zhang Chulan: "..."
That's such a blatant attempt to provoke someone!
"Alright, let's get moving!"
Su Wuxian waved his hand and announced the meeting was adjourned:
"Wang Ye, go set up the venue! Stop sweeping!"
"Great Sage, take your monkey followers and go be the cheerleaders, practice your dress rehearsals!"
"yes!!"
The crowd responded in unison, rubbing their hands together, their eyes gleaming with excitement at the prospect of causing trouble.
Seeing the excited scene, Su Wuxian nodded in satisfaction, took out his phone, liked Lu Jin's post on WeChat Moments, and commented:
What's the point of such a small-scale event? Come to Longhu Mountain next Monday and I'll show you what a real "Senior Olympics" is like. If you don't dare come, you're a coward.
Invitations to Longhu Mountain were sent out.
The entire world of supernatural beings was in an uproar once again.
……
Longhu Mountain, Tingfeng Pavilion.
"Sent successfully!"
Zhang Chulan tapped the phone screen heavily with his finger, then slumped back in his chair, a mischievous grin spreading across his face—the kind that seemed to thrive on chaos.
"Master, the post has been published. I have a lot of fans on the Extraordinary People Forum, and I even tagged Ten Lao. It's already become a hot topic."
Su Wuxian leaned over and glanced at the screen.
The title of the post was written in bold, red, and huge font:
[Breaking News! Registration is now open for the first "Longhushan Cup" Extraordinary People's Fun Sports Meet!]
[Organizer: Tianshi Mansion]
[Sponsor: Tianxiahui]
[Special Guests: The Three Elders of Longhu Mountain: Su Wuxian, the Centenarian Ancestor; Zhang Zhiwei, the Master of Martial Arts; and Tian Jinzhong, the Parkour Expert]
[Prize: A personal autograph from the Celestial Master, guidance from Su Wuxian, a Tongtianlu (crossed out) figurine... and a beautiful souvenir!]
At the very bottom of the post, there was a line of "Friendly Reminder" highlighted in small print but very prominently displayed:
Note: This activity is quite strenuous, testing not only your physical strength but also your intelligence. We suggest that elderly people like Mr. Lu Jin, who are advanced in years, have mobility issues, or are prone to overexertion, carefully consider registering, in case they strain their backs and we end up having to pay for their medical expenses.
"puff!!!"
Wang Ye spat out the tea he had just drunk:
"Mr. Su, are you trying to provoke me? You're practically rubbing Old Master Lu's face in the dirt!"
"If he sees this, won't he just storm the mountain?"
"That's exactly what we want—for him to come and kill us."
Su Wuxian chuckled and peeled a grape to feed Su Duo next to him:
"I know Old Lu; he's obsessed with saving face, even if it means suffering for it. If I had invited him politely, he might not have brought his whole family. But by provoking me like this..."
"Hehe, he will not only come, but he will also bring all the best people from the Lu family to cause trouble."
……
At this moment, in the Lu family compound.
Lu Jin was sitting in a grand chair, drinking tea while listening to his great-granddaughter Lu Linglong report on the latest developments in the world of supernatural beings.
My mood was initially pretty good.
"Great-Grandpa, there's something...you should be prepared."
Lu Linglong looked at her phone with a strange expression, seemingly wanting to say something but holding back.
"What's wrong? You're stammering."
Lu Jin blew on the tea foam:
"If the sky falls, the tall ones will hold it up. Could it be that old Taoist priest Zhang Zhiwei has gone off to beat someone up again?"
"No... it's Senior Su."
Lu Linglong handed over the phone:
"Longhu Mountain issued a call for heroes, saying they were going to hold a sports meet. And... they specifically mentioned you."
"Oh? That old bastard still remembers me?"
Lu Jin snorted and took the phone.
At first, his expression was relatively calm, even somewhat disdainful: "Fun sports meet? Childish! It's utterly ridiculous!"
But when his gaze fell on the last line of text...
The air froze for three seconds.
"Snap!"
The exquisite purple clay teapot in Lu Jin's hand was instantly crushed into powder.
Immediately afterwards, a white aura, like steam, gushed out from his body, and his hair stood on end.
Reverse Rebirth Triple Unleashed!
"Su! Wu! Xian!!"
Lu Jin let out a deafening roar, which caused dust to fall from the roof beams:
"This is outrageous! Absolutely outrageous!!"
"Who are you saying is old? Who are you saying has difficulty walking?!"
"So what if I'm over a hundred years old? I can do five hundred push-ups in one go! And he's worried I'll hurt my back?!"
"Great-Grandpa! Calm down! Calm down!"
Lu Linglong and Lu Lin rushed forward to hug the enraged Lu Jin:
"That's a reverse psychology tactic! Don't fall for it!"
"I'll take the reverse psychology approach!"
Lu Jin shoved the two of them away, his beard trembling with anger:
"Linglong! Lu Lin! And your Xiao Xiao, hope, and Yun! Call them all back!"
"Pack your bags! Let's go now!"
"Let's go to Longhu Mountain!!"
"I'll show them what it means to be vigorous in old age! What it means to live a life without regrets!"
"Anyone who doesn't get first place in this sports meet will have to copy the *Tao Te Ching* one hundred times when they get back!"
……
Headquarters of Nadutong, Chairman's Office.
Zhao Fangxu looked at the post on the tablet, holding a nitroglycerin pill in his hand, his expression complicated.
I have a headache, but I'm also... relieved.
"Sports meet..."
Zhao Fangxu breathed a sigh of relief and put the medicine bottle back in the drawer.
"As long as it's not about going down the mountain to kill people, holding a sports meet... would be fine. At least it can burn off some of the excess energy of these superhumans."
"Chairman Zhao, shall we go?" Xu Si, who was standing next to him, asked with a wicked grin, a cigarette dangling from his lips.
"Yes! Of course we'll go!"
Zhao Fangxu pointed at Xu Si:
"You should represent the company and send a flower basket; make it a special occasion."
"Also... tell the regional heads, especially those troublemakers who are usually unruly, that anyone who wants to go should go."
"Let Master Su and the Old Celestial Master teach them a lesson for us."
"Alright!" Xu Si laughed, took out his phone and sent a voice message:
"Hey, Bao'er, save me a good spot! I want to watch the old master throw dodgeball!"
……
The World Association.
"Mom! I have to go on a business trip!"
As Jia Zhengliang packed his luggage, he shouted into the phone:
"No blind date! This is important! Longhu Mountain is holding a sports meet, and there's an 'Object Obstacle Course' event. They specifically invited me!"
"That's the old Celestial Master's territory! If I win the championship, our Jia family's ancestral graves will be emitting auspicious smoke!"
"Okay, okay, I'll bring back some local specialties! Bye!"
After hanging up the phone, Jia Zhengliang's eyes burned with fierce fighting spirit.
He had been holding his breath ever since he lost the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony.
"This time, I'm determined to make that Immortal-Slaying Flying Knife...fly all over Dragon Tiger Mountain!"