Chapter 558 Can I continue feeding them?
Chapter 558 Can I continue feeding them?
Lin Feng picked up his plate, walked to Su Wan's table, bowed slightly, and called out "Section Chief Su" before sitting down opposite her.
A-Que's eyes immediately fell on his plate—
A perfectly seared steak, prawns coated in a rich sauce, handmade pasta arranged in an elegant little mountain, and a glass of finely layered specialty fruit juice on the side.
She couldn't help but blurt out, "Wow...she's eating even better than us!"
No sooner had he finished speaking than a sneer came from the next table.
A staff member with a sunken left cheek and a swollen right cheek chewed something and spoke indistinctly:
"Human cuisine? Even dogs wouldn't eat it! Or is it the indescribable, ineffable wonder of the unspeakable cuisine!"
After saying that, he reached into the plate, scooped up a dark red, lumpy object, stuffed it into his mouth, and with a snap of his sharp teeth, blood splattered from the corner of his mouth.
Ah Ying frowned: "That's disgusting."
Su Wan put down her chopsticks: "This has ruined my mood for eating."
She raised her hand, plucked a chestnut-colored curly hair from her head, and casually placed it under the edge of the table.
With a gentle twitch of the fingertip, the strand of hair seemed to come alive, silently floating up, wandering along the edge of the shadow on the table, and quietly slipping into the nostril of the deformed staff member.
The man was chewing with gusto when he suddenly stopped.
His eyes widened suddenly, as if something was wriggling, climbing, and churning deep inside his nasal cavity, causing an itchy, sore, and swollen sensation that shot from the root of his nose all the way to his brow, and then exploded into his entire skull.
He instinctively wanted to sneeze, but the urge got stuck halfway, unable to go up or down, making his face flush red and tears stream down his face. He still had a piece of unchewed food in his mouth, and he couldn't spit it out or swallow it.
He suddenly stood up, covered his nose, and staggered toward the cafeteria entrance.
Su Wan picked up her chopsticks again, took a piece of green vegetable and put it in her mouth, as if nothing had happened.
Lin Feng's gaze never left her.
He noticed that Su Wan's gaze lingered on the steak on her plate for a moment, and her throat moved very slightly—
The way he both craved it and restrained himself was actually kind of cute.
Lin Feng lowered his eyes and began to make plans in his mind.
[Cafe Rule 2: Do not initiate conversation with anyone who is not a chosen one. If someone strangely approaches you or asks for food, do not respond, do not make eye contact, and pretend you did not hear them.]
In this rule, "prohibiting initiating conversations" and "not responding" are both incorrect.
But there's another hidden meaning in this rule—it's forbidden to give out bizarre food.
If I offer food to Su Wan, will it trigger some kind of punishment?
Finding the answer isn't difficult.
Lin Feng's eyes glazed over slightly, and the infinite deduction instantly began.
In the simulation space, he cut a piece of steak and handed it to Su Wan, but Su Wan shook her head and refused.
He then handed it to Aque, who took it and ate it directly.
The next second, the stool beneath him suddenly transformed into countless black tentacles, violently wrapping around his waist, limbs, and neck, tightening as if they were living things...
Lin Feng refocused his gaze and returned to reality.
As expected—actively sharing food with the supernatural will trigger a punishment mechanism.
However, for someone with [rule exemption], this is not a difficult task.
He silently recited in his mind: "System, activate the [Rule Exemption] ability to exempt the cafeteria from rule 2."
[Ding~ The exemption has taken effect and is valid for 24 hours.]
During this period, even feeding unusual items will not be considered a violation.
Lin Feng's eyes lit up, and he immediately cut off a piece of steak, placed it on Su Wan's plate, and gently pushed the cup of tiramisu over to her.
Su Wan froze, then frowned deeply: "Are you out of your mind?! You forgot cafeteria rule number 2? Take it back right now!"
Lin Feng smiled faintly: "What if I told you I have a way to temporarily circumvent this rule?"
Aying and Aque both widened their eyes at the same time.
"Temporarily avoid it?" Ah Ying reached out and touched Lin Feng's forehead. "He doesn't have a fever... why is he talking nonsense?"
"Even we can't withstand the power of the rules, and you, a human, are just spouting nonsense without even thinking?"
Lin Feng ignored her and looked sincerely at Su Wan:
"Section Chief Su, believe me, I won't risk my life."
[Ding, Su Wan's favorability towards the host has increased by 5.]
[Current favorability: 75/100.]
Su Wan looked into his eyes, paused for a moment, and slowly said:
"A human being is willing to risk his life to share delicious food with me... I appreciate this kindness."
"But I can't let you lose your life for a meal!"
Lin Feng sighed and shook his head:
"I already said we can temporarily circumvent the rules, why won't Section Chief Su believe me?"
As he spoke, he cut off a small piece of beef and fed it directly to Su Wan's mouth.
"Good boy, open your mouth."
Upon hearing this, Su Wan, A Ying, and A Que were all stunned.
Su Wan's eyes widened slightly, and her lips parted as if she wanted to say something, but the piece of meat offered to her lips blocked her from speaking.
Ah Ying's jaw almost dropped, as if she had seen a rabbit willingly stick its head into a wolf's mouth.
A-Que's chopsticks fell to the table with a "clatter," and her mouth opened into a big "O" shape.
The air seemed to freeze in that instant.
Su Wan's brain briefly went blank in extreme shock, but her body reacted more honestly than reason, her lips involuntarily parting slightly.
Lin Feng extended the beef and put it in his mouth.
Su Wan gently closed her jaw and chewed twice—the meat juices exploded on her tongue, and the rich aroma of caramelized meat coated with butter filled her entire mouth. It was so tender that she hardly needed to bite hard.
Her eyebrows and eyes involuntarily relaxed, as if the warmth had smoothed out all her wrinkles.
But then, her gaze was fixed on Lin Feng, a hint of tension appearing in her pupils, waiting to see if he would be torn apart by the power of the rules in the next second.
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
Lin Feng was unharmed and even smiled as he picked up another piece.
Ah Ying and Ah Que stared at each other in horror, then cried out in unison:
"Holy crap—Lin Feng, you're actually alright?"
"This is just too incredible!"
"Wow! A being that transcends the rules!"
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"Hahaha, I love seeing your dumbfounded expressions!!"
"I could laugh all day at the look on Section Chief Su's face with his mouth open."
"Ah Ying: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?!"
"Ah Que: Just who is this kid?!"
"Rules: Don't I have any dignity?!"
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Ah Ying leaned closer, looking at him as if she were seeing him for the first time: "Lin Feng, how did you do that?"
Lin Feng curled his lips into a smile: "Heavenly secrets cannot be revealed."
A-Que stared longingly at the steak in Lin Feng's meal: "I want to eat it too..."
At this moment, Su Wan's voice rang out softly: "Hmm, it's quite delicious. Can I continue feeding it?"
"Absolutely!"
Lin Feng agreed and immediately cut off another small piece, feeding it to Su Wan's lips.
A strange-looking security guard at the next table witnessed this scene and was so shocked that his jaw dislocated, hanging limply across his face.
"Crack...crack...I must not be fully awake...Yes, it must be because I was too tired from working the night shift last night, making me hallucinate!!"
Su Wan rolled her eyes at him, tilting her head: "Put your jaw back in, don't ruin my appetite!"
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