deltrittennovels Chapter 221 1 Step to the Stomach
Chapter 221 1 Step to the Stomach
Chapter 221
After staying in Wulin for another two days, Lu Heng said goodbye to his second senior brother Yang Qingshu and embarked on the westward journey.
A few days later, he arrived at a small city on the border of Eastern Chu Province.
He calculated in his mind that there will be no live broadcast for a while.
After randomly finding an abandoned house, he started the live broadcast after many days.
Still the same.
When the water friends and fans who followed the live broadcast room received the push news from the platform, they flooded into the live broadcast room as quickly as possible.
After seeing the familiar Taoist priest, the water friends actually had the urge to cry.
"Daozhang, why haven't you started a live broadcast recently?"
"That's right, it's been more than a week, I thought you weren't live streaming anymore!"
"In the days when there is no Taoist leader, I live like years!"
"Without the Taoist priest's live broadcast, I can't eat and drink well, and I have only gained twelve catties."
"Damn it! If you don't have an appetite, you can gain [-] catties. If you have an appetite, wouldn't it be [-] catties?"
"Brother, can you tell us what you eat every day? With such a fattening speed, if you raise pigs, isn't it going to take off?"
"Brothers and sisters, have you watched Dayang outdoors on the Kuaiyin platform? He went on an adventure with three other outdoor anchors and met a ghost!"
"Don't talk nonsense! The one I met was obviously a DM thief!"
"It's so ridiculous! In order to drive people away, those DM thieves specially pretended to be ghosts to scare people, scaring Commander Yang and the others into running around with their heads in their arms."
"Don't discuss other anchors in Daochang's live broadcast room, thank you!"
"Old buddy, I want to ask something. When I came home yesterday, I found a strange cigarette butt in my house. But I don't smoke, and neither does my wife. I asked her, and she said that this morning, at home The inspectors from the gas company came to check the gas pipeline... I want to ask, how credible is my wife's words?"
"Brother, do you watch Taoist priest's live broadcast a little too much, why is your thinking getting more and more dirty?"
"Don't think about it! The staff of the gas company often go to my house to check the gas stove, and I am responsible for opening the door every time."
"It is true that there are always staff from the water, gas and electric company checking the house, just get used to it."
"That's right! The staff of the gas company all smoke while working!"
"Hiss...why do I feel something is wrong?"
Seeing the discussion of the water friends, Lu Heng smiled knowingly.
After many days, he really missed this group of sand sculpture water friends!
"My little friends, Pindao apologizes here."
"In the past period of time, Pindao has been traveling abroad and cannot broadcast live regularly. Please forgive me, my friends!"
Lu Heng said with a smile.
Hearing this, the reaction of the water friends was not small.
"The Taoist priest actually started to travel around the country?"
"After the Taoist said this, I realized that his background seems to be really different."
"It was actually different during the last live broadcast, but everyone didn't notice it."
"Daoist, are you going to travel the world with your sword and start killing demons?"
"Be the first to kill this pervert, you!"
"Daoist, you come to my place, I treat you to a big meal!"
"Hehe! Isn't the drunkard's intention in the bar?"
"If I can see the Taoist priest in person, I will just kneel down and call Dad!"
"Thinking that I have been wandering half my life, I only hate that I have not met the Taoist priest. If you don't give up, I would like to worship you as a righteous father..."
Lu Heng glanced at the barrage, and continued with a smile: "Let's continue live broadcasting fortune-telling tonight."
"It's still the old rule, draw two lucky water friends."
"The time to give gifts starts now and ends in 5 minutes..."
As soon as his words fell, the water friends began to give gifts out of habit.
5 minutes passed quickly.
"Okay, the time has come."
After Lu Heng yelled to stop, he clicked on the lottery function in the live broadcast room.
In the blink of an eye, two lucky water friends tonight were born.
"Let's congratulate the two little friends 'One Step to Stomach' and 'Let me serve you a bowl of noodles' for becoming the lucky water friends tonight!"
Lu Heng read out the two lucky water friends who were drawn tonight.
"Clap clap clap!"
The water friends warmly applauded and expressed their welcome.
"Now, let's invite the first lucky water friend - 'One step to the stomach'!"
After Lu Heng found this lucky water friend, he sent him a Lianmai invitation.
"Damn it, this man seems very confident!"
"No matter how confident he is, he is also the No.1 victim tonight!""
"Is the name so outrageous now?"
"It's not that the name is outrageous, but your thinking is outrageous."
"What the master said is true! The wind shakes the heart and shakes the tree, and the cloud generates dust. If you understand today's events, you will be ignorant of yourself!"
"Brothers, I found a way to take the bus for free! First, I have to find a girl at the bus station, then tell her to change the change to take the bus, and then give her 100 yuan, she will definitely not be able to find it. Then Then, if you add her prestige to pay back the money, she will look at your face and say that you don't need to pay back..."
"Good idea! My car fare for next month is finally settled!"
"No way, brother, your method doesn't work! I have added a dozen girls, and they harass me every day, endlessly!"
"You can lie to your buddies, but please don't lie to yourself!"
"That's right, brothers were deceived, just smile. But I hope you wipe the corners of your eyes after typing this sentence, and don't let tears fall on the phone screen..."
Just when the water friends were arguing with each other, this "one step to the stomach" finally accepted Lianmai's invitation and appeared in the live broadcast room.
This much-anticipated little brother is not very old, that is, he looks like 22 or [-] years old.
The skin is fair and tender, the figure is relatively fat, and the facial features are fairly correct.
"I'm sorry, Daoist, I'm in my hometown. There was something wrong with the computer just now, and I have to fix it for a while."
"One step to the stomach" first apologized sincerely, and then said: "Shui friends, hello everyone!"
"I'm an intern in the Department of Gastroenterology, and what I'm best at is doing gastroscopy and colonoscopy."
"If you come to me for a gastroscopy, it is guaranteed to reach the 'stomach' in one step, and the 'intestine' is unimpeded by the colonoscopy!"
"After the advertisement, let's get down to business!"
"Didn't everyone say that in our live broadcast room, all the male water friends are handsome."
"I think in terms of my appearance, it should surpass the level of Xiaoshuai. I don't know who has lowered the level of appearance."
"If there are tall, long-legged, white, rich and beautiful women who like to wear silk stockings, if you like my style, you can send me a private chat."
"I can give you a chance to chase me, don't wait!"
As soon as Fatty Little White came up, he made a joke with everyone, which made the water friends laugh again and again.
Afterwards, he said solemnly again: "I was joking just now, please don't pay attention to it."
"But I'm really single, and I have a girlfriend who is also single, so you can really contact me."
"I don't smoke or drink, and I can cook. I am definitely a good husband. Please keep your eyes open and don't let me go..."
(End of this chapter)