deltrittennovels #153 - I, Wang Fanqie, want to clean up the workplace (ask for subscription)
#153 - I, Wang Fanqie, want to clean up the workplace (ask for subscription)
The barrage of comments speculated:
“So, Marilyn is part of the God-Ease Corporation's linguistic network experiment?”
“Using such a young girl for experiments, God-Ease is definitely evil.”
“Death to God-Ease!”
“Speaking of which, the storyline design of Peach Blossom Village this time is just too exciting!”
“I love this kind of heroic plot against evil forces; it would be even better if there were more reversals later.”
“The scriptwriters and setting of Peach Blossom Village are really dedicated.”
“Indeed, compared to the previous works, 'Mouth-Cannon Life' has a very grand storyline, text volume, and world background.”
“Compared to Peach Blossom Village, 'Boss Simulator' is far inferior; it can be said that there is basically no plot at all, just a mechanical cycle of making money, expanding business, and continuing to make money.”
“The key is that Frostwolf Studio drew a pie on the exhibition demo, saying there would be many free-exploration city missions, but the official version still can't find them. I don't know if they didn't have time to do it or if they were just making empty promises…”
……
However, just as Wang Tomato wanted to continue the main storyline, he found himself stuck.
Because he discovered that he didn't have enough currency.
The currency column on the player's account read: God-Ease Coins: 5.
God-Ease Coins are a currency issued by God-Ease Corporation and are the hard currency of this New Alphaca City.
There are traffic blockades between different districts of New Alphaca City, and a certain amount of God-Ease Coins needs to be paid to obtain passage permission.
And some missions that take place in specific show venues or arenas also require paying an admission fee to trigger.
More importantly, Wang Tomato wanted to buy his own house in this city.
In the previous exhibition demo, the official directly provided funds for buying a house.
But now, with only 5 coins on him, he needs to start saving for his own house from scratch.
He sighed:
“As the saying goes, without money, you can't move an inch. I have to find a job and earn some income.
Brothers, I didn't expect that after coming to the game world, I still have to be a miserable wage earner.”
The barrage laughed: “I think this game has suddenly become so real, what's going on?”
……
Afterwards, Wang Tomato came to the talent market of New Alphaca City.
This was an incredibly bustling and noisy giant dome-shaped building, with dense crowds of players entering and exiting.
Among the player images were young people wearing fashionable clothes, middle-aged people wearing professional attire, and some foreigners.
The recruiting NPCs wore neat uniforms, energetically soliciting every passing player.
They held tablet computers, displaying company information and benefits, their voices loud and pleasant.
On the large screen in the center of the market, promotional videos of major companies were constantly playing.
The barrage of comments complained:
“Damn, seeing this, the dead memories of participating in campus recruitment are attacking me again.”
“Why did Peach Blossom Village make this part so real, hahahaha.”
After wandering around, Wang Tomato was also dazzled by the dazzling array of candidate jobs.
Basically, like real urban life, this game can provide you with any kind of position.
However, this is after all a linguistic city, where mouth-cannon is king, so many jobs test mouth-cannon abilities.
For example, mouth-cannon programming; people who are tongue-tied are easily eliminated.
For example, mouth-cannon driving; people who are not good at spraying are definitely not suitable for driving, and they can't even compete with others when driving mouth-cannon online taxis to grab customers.
There are also mouth-cannon doctors, mouth-cannon chefs, mouth-cannon miners…
In addition, Wang Tomato also saw many strange positions:
Mouth-Cannon Nightclub DJ: In the nightclub DJ mission, players need to use mouth-cannon skills to interact with the audience, improve the atmosphere, and affect the nightclub's rating and traffic.
Mouth-Cannon Detective: In the crime-solving mission, players need to use mouth-cannon skills to induce suspects to reveal the truth and help solve the case.
Wang Tomato was shocked: “When investigating a case, do you always launch a mouth-cannon similar to 'There is only one truth'?”
The barrage of comments complained:
“What Death God elementary school student…”
“Holy crap, it turns out that Peach Blossom Village has stuffed as much content into the working system as Boss Simulator.”
“Actually, if you think about it carefully, the identity of a wage earner is more empathetic and more immersive, pfft.”
“Indeed, seeing this, I decided to download this game to play.”
“Moreover, the richness of the details is much stronger than Boss Simulator. As for the subsequent content of Boss Simulator, how should I put it, after watching the live broadcast these past two days, it's as if the producer has changed. It feels like a dog's tail is continuing the story.”
Just then, someone in the barrage mentioned:
“In that case, Teacher Tomato, why don't you infiltrate God-Ease Corporation!”
Wang Tomato's eyes lit up after hearing this.
That's right, it would be great to directly go undercover inside God-Ease Corporation. As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place.
Moreover, God-Ease is the largest enterprise in this city, maybe the treatment is unexpectedly good.
“I have to say, you are really a genius!”
……
So, he applied for a position in the business department of an energy company under God-Ease in Phantom Fashion District at the talent market.
Originally, he was very apprehensive, after all, he had been wanted by God-Ease before.
But unexpectedly, the application was approved.
It seems that his wanted order has been cleared.
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Thinking about it carefully, being wanted by God-Ease Corporation is the main storyline that every player has to trigger. If the wanted order is not cleared, then everyone will not look for a job.
The first day of work in the game.
Wang Tomato put on a neat shirt, tied a tie, and came to God-Ease Energy Company with a confident look.
He pushed open the glass door of the company and entered the spacious and bright lobby.
Wang Tomato said triumphantly:
“I have experience with this kind of game, everyone just watch, I will be promoted to CEO inside God-Ease Corporation, marry a rich and beautiful woman, and reach the peak of my life!”
As soon as he finished speaking, a rude roar came from a distance in the hall:
“Hey, newcomer, what are you doing standing there? Hurry up and go to work!”
The voice came from a middle-aged fat woman.
She was Wang Tomato's female superior—Madam Jenny.
She was wearing a dark professional suit, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on her face, a face full of fat, and sharp and arrogant eyes.
Her figure was as round as a bear, and when she walked, the fat on her body seemed to vibrate.
“Damn, she dares to yell at me on the first day of work? Watch me rectify the workplace for you!”
However, the only dialogue option Wang Tomato could choose was “Oh, okay.”
All other dialogue options to confront the female superior directly turned gray and could not be selected because of insufficient “anger value” and “courage value.”
And the ability to launch a mouth-cannon was directly sealed because the “persona mask” was not strong enough.
The barrage went crazy: “Hahaha, I heard Teacher Tomato is going to rectify the workplace?”
Wang Tomato sighed helplessly:
“Everyone, it's okay, a real man can bend and stretch. Let's bear with her for now, after all, we are short of money.”
The barrage complained: “So real…”
……
However, after officially starting work, Wang Tomato realized that this female superior had always been inhumane in terms of not being human.
Wang Tomato's position was “Linguistic Energy Vehicle Dispatcher”. The gameplay was very simple: clicking the mouse on the city map to direct the drivers of energy vehicles' routes and instructions, guiding the vehicles from the starting point to the ending energy station.
This gameplay was quite simple, in other words, it was just a connect-the-dots game.
However, after just completing a few simple dispatch instructions, the female superior began to increase the intensity for him.
She began to assign Wang Tomato an extremely complex task, with unexpected traffic accidents, traffic jams, municipal repairs and road closures emerging one after another. A slight mistake in dispatch could lead to mission failure.
“It's okay, brothers, this is not difficult for me, a game master!”
Wang Tomato clicked the mouse frantically, performing various extreme micro-operations, and finally completed the task.
Subsequently, based on the previous difficulty, the female superior began to issue time-limited missions with extremely short time limits. Wang Tomato had to rub sparks out of the mouse to barely complete the task before the countdown ended.
After passing this stage, the female superior continued to intensify the work requirements, being picky about every detail. For example, the durability of the energy vehicle must be kept at full, without any scratches, and the energy must be kept above 70%.
After Wang Tomato completed these with vomiting blood, the female superior directly doubled Wang Tomato's workload, and the number of vehicles to command increased exponentially.
“Brothers, this is unbearable, we must ask God-Ease for a raise.”
Wang Tomato actively clicked the female superior's “Workplace Communication” option and selected “Apply for a Raise.”
Unexpectedly, after clicking it,
The fat on the female superior's face trembled:
“Damn it, you want both work experience and a salary? Letting you exercise your work ability and still having to pay you, how can you take all the good things?”