deltrittennovels #157 - Don't come over here!
#157 - Don't come over here!
Wang Fanqie said tremblingly in the live broadcast room:
"Brothers, I regret it. Should we restart this task?"
The live broadcast room was flooded with comments:
"Hahahaha, Teacher Fanqie, don't be a coward! A real man should face it head-on!"
"Fan-ge: Let me see!"
At this moment, the super administrator spoke: "Wang Fanqie, be a man and go for it!"
The barrage laughed: "Hahahaha, the super administrator lady is personally involved."
Wang Fanqie gritted his teeth: "Alright, since the lady has spoken, let's do it!"
...
After that, the three followed Miyamoto Fan to his home.
This was a two-story villa full of trendy and cool styles, with various street graffiti on the exterior walls, and the roof was painted in rainbow colors.
The area of the backyard was comparable to a small soccer field, equipped with skateboard tracks, including various curves, slopes, and obstacles.
After entering the track, the game popped up a prompt:
[Trash Talk Skateboard Challenge Instructions]
[Each challenge allows four players to sign up, and the first to reach the finish line wins]
[In the story mode, Miyamoto Fan, as the ringleader, has a special skateboard. If the pattern and expression on the skateboard change, it means that Miyamoto Fan is about to take different movement rhythms and attack actions, and players need to react in time]
[During the competition, players can also use trash talk to interfere with each other]
[In addition, the track itself also has various obstacles and enhancement props, please make good use of them]
Wang Fanqie rubbed his hands excitedly:
"Don't forget, I'm the little prince of racing in the game area. This is not difficult for me at all!"
The competition officially began.
Wang Fanqie operated the keyboard's WASD, taking the lead and rushing out of the track.
However, he soon encountered various imaginative track obstacles.
The skateboard first stepped on a banana peel on the track and started spinning wildly.
Then, a water ghost's hand stretched out from a pool of water in front, grabbing Wang Fanqie's ankle and delaying his movement.
After that, Wang Fanqie crashed into an exploding balloon, and the balloon sprayed rainbow powder, blurring the screen's vision.
Finally, he quickly encountered the most tricky obstacle: the doors that randomly refreshed in the center of the track.
The doors kept changing with red and blue lights, with the words "Enter for a surprise" written on them.
Wang Fanqie rushed in when the door was flashing red, and found that he was directly pushed back a large distance.
After repeatedly entering the door a few times, Wang Fanqie discovered the pattern.
"Brothers, I finally understand. It turns out that the blue door randomly pushes you forward a certain distance, and the red door pushes you backward."
But the problem is that the frequency of the red and blue alternation is very fast, so this obstacle tests both eyesight and hand speed.
After being tossed around by these obstacles, Miyamoto Fan won the skateboard race with a significant lead.
Wang Fanqie scratched his nose: "It's okay, I've already figured out the routine of this game. The first round is just for practice. Let's try slowly, take our time, don't worry."
However, when the second round of the competition started, the game directly deducted 500 Shenyi Coins as an entry fee.
"Damn it, that's my salary!"
The barrage went crazy: "Hahahaha, let's see if Teacher Fanqie's hard-earned money is enough to be deducted."
Since each rematch costs money, Wang Fanqie didn't dare to slack off.
He managed to avoid those obstacles by memorizing the track.
Moreover, in this round, he discovered that there were also many enhancement props that could be used in the track—
"Sonic Lubricant": Increases the sensitivity of the skateboard after use, allowing for corner drifting.
"Powerful Spring": Doubles the jumping height of the skateboard, making it easier to fly over traps and escape.
"Optical Cloak": Makes the skater invisible for a period of time.
"Acceleration Rocket": The skateboard's tail sprays flames, doubling the speed for a short time.
With these enhancement props, Wang Fanqie continued to close the distance with Miyamoto Fan, and he could even see the other's back.
He curled his lips: "Family, watch out, I'll decide the outcome in this round."
However, just as he was about to surpass Miyamoto Fan,
The pattern on the opponent's skateboard, originally a calm face, switched to a laughing state.
Boom!
With a loud noise, Miyamoto Fan's skateboard began to accelerate, gradually widening the distance again.
Wang Fanqie gritted his teeth and used the acceleration rocket he had saved up, sticking to the opponent again.
The barrage watched nervously and excitedly, encouraging: "Come on, Teacher Fanqie, this round has a chance!"
Seeing that he couldn't shake off Wang Fanqie, a hint of surprise appeared on Miyamoto Fan's face.
The expression on his skateboard changed again to a cold face.
A large amount of icy aura sprayed from the tail of the skateboard, and Wang Fanqie's skateboard wheels were briefly frozen, slowly decelerating.
Taking advantage of the moment of deceleration, Miyamoto Fan's skateboard changed again to an angry face.
The tail of the skateboard released a burst of energy, pushing Wang Fanqie away.
After that, the expression on the skateboard changed to a contemptuous black man smiling.jpg.
The effect of this expression was even more perverted. The skateboard would directly place a random field trap.
This smooth combo left Wang Fanqie with no power to fight back, directly becoming the last place.
After the race, Wang Fanqie was dumbfounded.
"This Miyamoto Fan's skateboard is too perverted. How the hell are you supposed to play this?"
The barrage "hahaha" flooded the screen: "It looks like the anchor's hard-earned money is not guaranteed."
But at this time, some viewers reminded: "Stupid anchor, use trash talk!"
Wang Fanqie looked at this barrage and slapped his head!
"Damn, I was so into racing just now. That's right, trash talk is the core gameplay of this game!
It's okay brothers, the first two rounds were tuition fees for familiarizing myself with the game mechanics. Everyone wait and see, in the next round, I will definitely teach Fan-ge how to behave!"
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...
After the third round started, Wang Fanqie relied on his memory of the track to successfully deal with the track obstacles, and used the enhancement buff props to slide to a short distance behind Miyamoto Fan again.
The opponent's skateboard turned into a laughing expression.
Although Wang Fanqie had a bunch of enhancement props in his hand, he knew that it was too late to use them now, and the props also had a cooldown time.
He almost instantly completed the word bullet loading, aimed the crosshair, and launched trash talk:
"Don't come over!"
The two big words "Don't" and "Come" hit Miyamoto Fan's skateboard solidly.
The laughing expression, with its mouth half open, then evolved into astonishment.
Miyamoto Fan's skateboard speed was affected and began to slow down.
Miyamoto Fan smiled and said, "Yo, you're not bad, let's see how you like this move?"
The skateboard pattern turned into a provocative face, but before it could finish changing, Wang Fanqie launched trash talk again:
"Fight? Fight! With the most solitary dream!"
A series of huge "Fight" characters slammed on the skateboard, smashing it into a mess.
The skateboard's expression turned into anger, Wang Fanqie directly sent the next trash talk:
"The wind today is so noisy!"
A huge wind vortex sprayed out from Wang Fanqie's position, blowing Miyamoto Fan's skateboard away and preventing him from launching an attack.
The skateboard's expression became gloomy and cold again, Wang Fanqie still used trash talk to interrupt the opponent's spellcasting:
"Damn it, playing dirty, huh?"
At this time, the finish line was not far away.
Miyamoto Fan's skateboard expression began to become frantic.
"Playing with facial expressions with me?"
Wang Fanqie smiled slightly and sent out the last word bullet in his inventory:
"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
Several huge "Retreat" characters, like a machine gun, kept bombarding the opponent's skateboard.
Miyamoto Fan's skateboard was smashed into a mess, and his eyes turned into spirals.
Wang Fanqie took this opportunity to use all the acceleration props in one go and rushed across the finish line!
On the screen, fireworks bloomed, popping up huge congratulation letters.
This skateboard competition also made the popularity of a single live broadcast room break through 5 million!
All kinds of barrages flooded the screen:
"Hahaha, I was so nervous watching!"
"Congratulations! Teacher Fanqie is awesome!"
"The production team is also awesome, the brain hole of this skateboard competition is too big!"
"The obstacle and prop design of the competition is indeed clever, it's simply a stage for old layered cakes!"
"Although it's just a small gameplay in the game, it can be seen that the Peach Garden team is really attentive, the fluency and strategy of the competition are beyond expectations!"
"After watching this game, I want to learn skateboarding, it's so much fun!"
"Peach Garden is really a collection of geniuses, do their ideas never run out?"
"As a racing enthusiast, I was so excited that I cried, this is a TMD racing game!"
"Moreover, Peach Garden's technical strength is also quite awesome, the whole game is very smooth, without any frame drops."
...
Just when the screen was full of barrages praising wildly, the game screen went black and began to play the plot.
The scene showed the top floor office of Shenyi Company's headquarters building.
In the dim office, a trembling man's voice sounded:
"Chairman, we have detected abnormal mental fluctuations in the city, suspecting that someone is collecting mental connections."
Then, the light gradually brightened, and a sexy and charming woman appeared in the lens.
When seeing this woman's enchanting face, the live broadcast room barrage exploded again!