#362 - Lu Yu launches an offensive against Liu Mengyuan! (2 in 1 order required)
#362 - Lu Yu launches an offensive against Liu Mengyuan! (2 in 1 order required)
In the evening, Lu Yu and Liu Mengyuan sat on the sofa in their rented apartment, watching an eight o'clock primetime melodramatic soap opera.
Lu Yu saw Liu Mengyuan hugging her knees, looking adorable as she watched the show intently, and subconsciously reached out to wipe a grain of rice from the corner of her mouth.
Liu Mengyuan looked surprised at Lu Yu's sudden gesture.
Hiss… Was my behavior too greasy?
Lu Yu coughed awkwardly and retracted his hand, looking away.
"Were you… flirting with me just now?" Liu Mengyuan blinked.
"No!" Lu Yu shook his head like a rattle-drum, then realized, "Wait, aren't we already boyfriend and girlfriend? This isn't called flirting, in a way, it's called… uh, foreplay?"
Hearing the word 'foreplay,' Liu Mengyuan's eyes instantly became glazed, making Lu Yu shudder involuntarily.
Goodness, tonight when they got home, Liu Mengyuan silently started making soft-shelled turtle soup, and usually she only made one turtle, but today, for some reason, she made two…
During dinner, Lu Yu complained:
"I was thinking, one would be enough, right?"
"No, you need double the nourishment now, or you might be in mortal danger…"
Lu Yu was stunned: "Good heavens, mortal danger again?!"
Liu Mengyuan's words were not alarmist.
Although the garter belt equipment only doubled the ammunition, she and Lu Yu were still carrying a dozen different buffs, which magnified the original multiplier with various bonus formulas.
Honestly, she felt that two turtles might not be enough.
At this moment, Lu Yu also remembered that he was still under the 'Male Succubus' state, and quickly reminded Liu Mengyuan:
"Um, I think, you better nourish yourself too, otherwise… cough, there might be mortal danger."
"??????"
……
After dinner, Lu Yu opened his mobile banking app.
The bank card balance was more than 14 million.
In the last cycle alone, he had earned more than 5 million.
So, strictly speaking, he was now among the ranks of millionaires.
If this trend continued, earning a few small goals wouldn't be impossible, and he could be more confident when proposing to Liu's family in the future!
Thinking of this, he asked, "By the way, have you contacted your mother recently? I was thinking, it's almost Mid-Autumn Festival, shouldn't we send some gifts over?"
Liu Mengyuan shook her head: "I heard from Sister Su Su that she's been very busy lately because Longteng Group has been making frequent moves, desperately suppressing Liu's Group in various fields, especially in the smart wearable field, where the suppression is the most severe."
Lu Yu: "With her reputation and status in the business world, shouldn't she be able to handle this kind of thing with ease?"
"This time is different. According to Sister Su Su, Pei Shengnan has used all means this time, even some underhanded ones…
The Liu family and the Pei family have had a century-long feud, and Pei Shengnan is facing a battle for the inheritance of the Pei family, so this time he's probably difficult to deal with."
Lu Yu nodded: "I see… then let's not bother her. Oh right, what do your grandparents say about us being together?"
Liu Mengyuan smiled: "Grandpa has always loved me the most since I was little, you don't have to worry at all. As for the other uncles and aunts in the family, who cares what they think? Anyway, they didn't bury me any less when they were on the board of directors before."
Lu Yu said seriously:
"You're different now. How should I put it, I think you are not only good at managing the company, but also very mature in managing life. You are enough to make them look at you with new eyes!"
Suddenly being praised so much, Liu Mengyuan was a little embarrassed.
Just then, the TV series appropriately made a sound:
"I don't want to be a simp anymore, ahhhhh!"
Liu Mengyuan burst out laughing.
Lu Yu rolled his eyes: "Do you think my behavior just now was the same as in the TV series?"
Liu Mengyuan continued to cover her mouth and giggle: "No, I just think it's a little unlike you, so good at flirting."
Lu Yu was unhappy when he heard this, meaning I couldn't flirt before?
Do I have to show you a few tricks?
He sighed: "Actually, whether you're a simp or not doesn't matter. It's not manly to always argue with your girlfriend about who wins or loses. So, if you have to be serious… it's not impossible for me to say that!"
So, Lu Yu seriously continued: "Yuanyuan, cough, I want to simp for you."
Liu Mengyuan was dumbfounded, subconsciously backing away, looking at him with a flushed face,
"…You, you, you are being a pervert!"
Lu Yu continued to launch his offensive:
"But, there's an old saying that when feelings are deep, everything will follow.
Emotions are uncontrollable. I like you, that's it.
When we first reunited last year, I thought you were very cute, and also a little silly. That's what I liked.
As we ran Peach Blossom Village together, I gradually liked more of your qualities.
So, all my words just now were really from the bottom of my heart, and also a true expression of love!"
"Is, is that so…"
Liu Mengyuan blushed and smoothed her hair. After Lu Yu said that, she, who had no dating experience at all, was a little embarrassed.
Lu Yu continued to strike while the iron was hot:
"I think, we should communicate more like a couple. Although I understand that you don't have much experience yet, we can learn slowly.
As soon as I express my love, you instinctively reject it… that shouldn't be. If you like it, you like it, and it'll be too late when you figure it out.
Whether it's love over time or love at first sight between us, liking is liking. There's no reason for it, and there's no so-called 'prepare everything in advance'."
Lu Yu felt quite emotional after saying this.
He remembered his previous life, always feeling that he had to make all kinds of preparations before starting a relationship.
He always felt that his preparations were not enough, so he put all his energy into involution, and unknowingly, the best years had slipped away from his fingers.
But after living again, he finally understood that people live to be happy. Since liking someone makes you happy, then like them generously!
Expressing your love bravely is the most important preparation for starting a relationship.
Hearing Lu Yu say this, Liu Mengyuan's face turned red:
"I'm not rejecting you!"
"Then why did you dodge just now?"
"You can express your love in many ways… but you want to lick me!"
"I…" Lu Yu opened his mouth, "I just said I wanted to be very good to you, not really lick you in the literal sense. I'm not a shrimp-head man, what are you thinking?"
Lu Yu patted the sofa next to him righteously:
"Sit over here, I'll talk to you about it again."
Liu Mengyuan sat next to Lu Yu with a red face, and Lu Yu put his arm around her.
Lu Yu: "You don't know how regretful I was when you were forcibly asked to leave the Game Research Society by your family in the second semester of sophomore year,
I regretted not bravely standing up to stop them from taking you away, so now, I'm very grateful to have eloped with you…"
Liu Mengyuan: "I… I'm also very grateful to you for starting a business with me and establishing Peach Blossom Village during this time. There are many interesting friends in the company. This is the happiest time in my life so far."
Lu Yu stared into her eyes, his intention was obvious: How do you want to thank me?
She hesitated twice, the tips of her ears red.
"Didn't I say… another day."
"Another day?" Lu Yu's expression was strange.
"Another day." She nodded vigorously.
Lu Yu continued to launch his offensive: "Then I want to see if now is the right time."
He lowered his head and "kissed" Liu Mengyuan.
Then, he asked: "Do you feel anything different?"
The other party mechanically shook her head: "No."
"Then how about this?"
He kissed her again, this time for longer.
Liu Mengyuan stared at him with wide eyes, her eyes starting to glaze over.
Since dating, she had never seen Lu Yu so proactive.
A long string of system prompts popped up in front of her, and various buffs were loaded again!
Her eyes were full of affection as she gazed at Lu Yu, and Lu Yu's face also turned red and his heart beat faster.
After the two looked at each other for a while, Lu Yu suddenly became alert!
Something's not right!
Liu Mengyuan's eyes were blurred and unfocused, completely different from her usual state.
Could it be that the halo from his previous mission failure penalty had started to take effect?!
Thinking of the [Last Stand Lv1] state attached to the halo, Lu Yu had a bit of a headache.
That effect was too heaven-defying, after all, it would continue to maintain combat stance even when exhausted and confused.
Liu Mengyuan didn't even have any combat experience, he was really afraid something would happen.
So he whispered in Liu Mengyuan's ear:
"Yuanyuan, what do you want to do?"
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Liu Mengyuan's eyes continued to glaze over, and she murmured:
"I want to continue… Zettai Ryouiki, but this time it's from the front."
Just then, the neighbor's Persian cat, Dabby, jumped into the house from the windowsill.
"Meow!"
Dabby wandered around the living room twice, then sat down and curiously stared at Lu Yu and Liu Mengyuan.
Being stared at by Dabby like this, Liu Mengyuan was a little embarrassed. She pulled Lu Yu into the bathroom, and then slammed the door shut.
Dabby yawned and ran to the sofa like it owned the place, licking its little paws.
It glanced sideways at the bathroom, and through the glass door, it could vaguely hear the rustling sound of clothes being removed.
It perked up its ears.
Stupid bipeds, are they going to take a bath?
Soon, a voice came from behind the door:
Liu Mengyuan: "You can also go… go a little higher."
Lu Yu: "Is… is this okay?"
"Ouch!!"
"Sorry, did I touch it?"
"I-it's okay, it's nothing occasionally, it's just a little hot."
Dabby meowed.
Oh, they're fixing the shower head, making such a fuss, no wonder they are stupid bipeds!
……
After this, Lu Yu had another dream about Greek mythology in a daze, half-asleep and half-awake.
Last time, the gods of Mount Olympus, in order to deal with the threat of demons, were training their martial skills.
However, the goddess Aphrodite had not made any progress in martial arts among the gods of Mount Olympus, which made Zeus quite dissatisfied,
Zeus gave her an ultimatum, she must improve her martial skills within three days.
On the third day, she was still traveling dejectedly in the fairy forest and met the Mushroom Brave again.
Encountering this mischievous god for the fifth time, the Brave was already expressionless and directly spread his hands:
"Say it, are you going to tease me directly or go through the process?"
Aphrodite waved her hand dejectedly: "You go, I'm not in the mood to play with you this time."
For some reason, the Brave felt a faint disappointment in his heart, although he didn't know why he was disappointed.
He didn't leave, but sat down and asked: "What happened?"
Aphrodite told the Brave about being reprimanded by Zeus in detail.
The Brave smiled:
"Hey, I thought it was a big deal, actually you should train your ability to face enemies head-on!
Do you remember the bet we made last time? This time I'll improve the rules, it will definitely help you!
Please face me directly, and then draw a line on the ground behind you, if I can break through your obstruction from in front of you and reach the place where that line is, then it means you still need to train,
When you catch me, it will be considered a successful training!"
Aphrodite thought for a while and nodded sadly: "Okay, then you can practice with me."
Seeing the giant god agree, the Brave was quite proud:
After the last time, he had worked hard to practice agility and leaping skills, if he could take this opportunity to change this arrogant god's perception of the fairy clan, it would be meaningful.
After the giant god drew a line and faced him, the Brave used all his strength and rushed towards the opposite side like an arrow!
When approaching between the giant god's feet, the other party's huge feet were still stepping on the ground back and forth.
Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!
The ground vibrated violently.
This time the Brave was prepared, using the inertia of the sprint, he jumped up, trying to shuttle through the air between the giant god's legs.
This time will definitely succeed!
However!
The giant god's legs exerted force and quickly closed towards the middle!
Smack!
The Brave was once again bound in the middle by the giant god's thighs, in a dilemma!
The laughter of the gods came from the sky:
"Hahahaha, little brat, you've been fooled!"
"Actually, I already requalified this morning, I was just acting with you, hahaha!"
"Damn it!"
The Brave suddenly realized that his pure feelings had been played with by the god, and he was ashamed and angry.
"Even if you are a god, even if you despise the power of the fairies, you cannot humiliate the soul of the fairies!"
The Brave's muscles bulged, his figure soared, and he kept struggling forward, trying to break free,
However, like last time,
He finally poked his head out, but the giant god's legs exerted force and he was buried between the skin again.
The skin was soft and unloaded all the Brave's strength.
After constantly rushing left and right, the Brave struggled to poke his head out again, but was buried again…
After several times, the Brave decided to change his escape strategy and escape upwards!
This decision seemed to cause panic in the giant god, and its attacks became even more fierce!
As a result, in the process of constantly escaping and struggling, the Hero gradually became disoriented.
...
Amidst the chaotic dashing and mental haze, the Hero found himself having escaped to a new area.
Could this be a forest somewhere on Mount Olympus?
But he couldn't see the familiar Mount Olympus he knew!
Moreover, the vegetation in this forest was completely different from the Fairy Forest where he usually lived. As far as the eye could see, it was pitch black, seemingly filled with annihilating energy.
The Hero steadied himself against a black tree trunk, looked around, and soon discovered a dark and gloomy labyrinth cave in the center of the forest.
He guessed that this labyrinth cave was probably specially prepared for Heroes like him to challenge!
Even though he didn't know where he was, even though he didn't know where the giant god had gone, the Hero's instinct still drove him to trudge towards the labyrinth.
Yes, the Hero's blood flowing in his body was encouraging him to challenge this labyrinth!
Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!
The ground began to shake violently, and the Hero realized that he was once again being buried by the giant god's power!
His body began to retreat involuntarily, moving further and further away from the labyrinth.
Could this place be related to the giant god? Then I must explore it!
The Hero's bloodline power awakened again. He roared, his veins bulging, and the muscles on his body swelled again.
And so, the Hero got closer and closer to the entrance of the labyrinth...
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