The cannon fodder is said to be stupid? [Transmigration Book]

Chapter 82

For these sand sculpture netizens, you can't explain it to them, and it will only get darker and darker.

Seeing the replies from netizens, Du Xingyu thought so.

It's better to post more daily and ignore the replies related to this matter, so that day after day, things will pass one day.

So, Du Xingyu started to learn how to make pastries, just like every novice mother... Cough, cross it out here.Just like every new dad, start learning to bake.

He has Luo Wen's contact information, and often uses paper hummingbirds to ask Luo Wen for baking skills, and he also shows off his new biscuits on Weibo.Occasionally, there will be a very, very cute little profile face eating biscuits!Because the photos taken are not of the whole body, and there is also the effect of being close to large and far small to deceive the eyes, it is impossible to see that there is a problem with the baby's height for a while.

Netizens saw that the little baby was fried again, and they all left messages asking who is this little baby?Could it be that Du Xingyu had been missing for a month and came back to have a son with someone else?

Du Xingyu didn't intend to hide it, so he picked a netizen and replied: "This is the little baby who just joined our family. His name is Du Chennuo, and his identity is now my son!"

Netizens were not forgiving, and quickly asked where did the baby come from?Who is his mother?Could it be that Du Xingyu accidentally inflated another girl's belly earlier, so now she suddenly has a baby?

Du Xingyu frowned, looking at these maliciously speculative messages, she was thinking about how to reply better.At this moment, Shen Sangye appeared out of nowhere, and continued to reply directly below Du Xingyu's reply: "It's our son!"

Shen Sangye's reply immediately drew the attention of netizens away.Netizens are now guessing whether Du Xingyu is planning to marry Shen Sangye Fengzi.

Du Xingyu poked his phone angrily and replied: "It has nothing to do with the upstairs, it's my son!"

Netizens: "Oh~~ Got it, got it, it's your son!"

Du Xingyu: "??? What's the matter with you? Angry!"

Over there, Du Xingyu was turned into a steamed stuffed bun by sand sculpture netizens.Here, Shen Sangye was almost beaten into a pig's head by two dragon clan elders again.

"What's the matter with you? Why can't you even look after your wife?" Elder Lou patted the top of Shen Sangye's head bitterly, and said angrily, "I and Lao Peng didn't look after each other, and my good wife ran away? You You, you are too embarrassing for the Dragon Clan! Hurry up and get it back! Go and get it back!"

Elder Peng also sighed: "Our Dragon Clan did not break up, only widowed! Either, you bring Xiao Du and Xiaolong back together. Or! If you die outside, bring Xiaolong back to me, and I will teach you again!"

Shen Sangye said unconvinced: "I am also a little dragon who needs love and care!"

The two elders slapped him three meters away: "Go away!!!"

WeChat was blocked, mobile phone was blocked, there was no other way, Shen Sangye began to secretly leave various messages under Du Xingyu's Weibo, trying to pull netizens to help please Du Xingyu.

But netizens are not so easy to deceive.Some netizens feel that if they are divided, they will be divided. Why break up first and then become a licking dog?There are also some netizens who are particularly curious about the reason for their breakup.However, most netizens still want to continue eating the candy of Gonghua Sangyu. After all, most of them pay attention to these two people because of this.

Although Shen Sangye was very diligent in leaving messages, Du Xingyu didn't pay much attention to him.Shen Sangye left three or five messages, and Du Xingyu occasionally left one.Strange to say, Du Xingyu ignored Shen Sangye, but Shen Sangye continued to leave messages as if he was licking a dog like a chicken blood.Under his unremitting efforts to leave a message, he also attracted a bunch of netizens who tried to help the two get back together.

Looking at these mindless netizens, Du Xingyu was very angry: "Why do netizens always want to match me with him? Good boy, tell me, why?"

Nuonuo hugged the small biscuits that Du Xingyu had just baked, and gnawed on them. Hearing this, he raised his head and looked at Du Xingyu suspiciously, with a cute expression on his face.

Du Xingyu wiped the corners of his mouth for him with a smile, and sighed: "Hey, why don't I just find someone and let Shen Sangye give up? But, who can I look for?"

As he was talking, a candidate appeared in Du Xingyu's mind - Xiaopangju's brother didn't like him very much before!If I remember correctly, the prototype of that guy is still a cat!If you are with him, can't you masturbate cats every day? !

Having said that, I haven't touched a cat for a long time!

Thinking of this, Du Xingyu patted his head, and immediately stood up, ready to run to Xiaopangju's house...Wait a minute, where is his house?

... And who is there, Xiaopangju's brother, what's his name?

...Forget it is not important.

Du Xingyu took out his mobile phone, pulled Xiaopangju out from WeChat, and started a series of interrogation.

Nuonuo watched curiously as his father stood up and sat down for a while, and flicked his tail suspiciously.He is now beginning to enter the learning stage of state transformation. Occasionally, he will unconsciously become a dragon prototype, and occasionally a small part of his body will become a prototype, such as two small dragon horns growing on his forehead, or suddenly many dragons behind him. Come out with a tail or something.

Du Xingyu smiled and said, very cute!

After interrogating from Xiaopangju that his brother is currently single and his specific address, Du Xingyu was ready to kill him directly.

By the way, he asked politely, his brother's name is Yi Yichen.Well, remember it first.

Seeing that Du Xingyu stood up again, as if he was about to go out, Nuonuo stood up anxiously, turned into a small dragon with a puff, flew over and wrapped itself around Du Xingyu's wrist.

Du Xingyu patted his son, but didn't care, put on his coat and went out.Yi Yichen's house was a bit far from Du's house, and Du Xingyu couldn't drive, so he called the driver of Du's house and prepared to drive there.

Shen Sangye also recognized the license plate number of the Du family's car.It just so happened that when Shen Sangye drove out by himself, he ran into the Du family's car passing by him.He subconsciously thought about it. At this time, who else in the Du family would like to call a car to go out?

... Who else, of course, is my wife!

Hold!Shen Sangye turned around quickly, kicked the accelerator and chased after him.

Du Xingyu didn't realize that there was a little tail following behind her.After arriving at Yi's house, Du Xingyu rang the doorbell, and it happened that it was Yi Yichen who opened the door.

Seeing Du Xingyu standing at the door, Yi Yichen was stunned for a moment, and wanted to get closer, but he was a bit apprehensive and didn't move his legs.

Du Xingyu didn't think too much about it, he cut straight to the point and said, "Let's be together!"

Shen Sangye not far behind:? ? !

One second, Yi Yichen felt joy falling from the sky, but the next second he suddenly felt a chill on his neck. Looking behind Du Xingyu, he immediately found Shen Sangye who was casting a death gaze. The cold sweat immediately broke out, and hesitantly said: "This ……that……"

Du Xingyu encouraged him: "Do you like me? I'm here, as long as you have the courage to confess, I'll go with you!" Du Xingyu also picked up the little dragon wrapped around his wrist, and said with a smile, " Now buy one and get one free, and you will also get a cute and cute son as a gift! Come on, son, call Dad~"

Nuonuo tilted her head in doubt.Although he didn't understand the situation in front of him, but... Nuonuo only called "Dad".So, Nuonuo said: "Dad!"

Behind him, Shen Sangye's face turned dark.He showed his dragon claws gloomyly, and mouthed to Yi Yichen: "Life is important?"Or is love important?

Yi Yichen was very touched by Du Xingyu's turning around, and then rejected him. With a "bang", Yi Yichen directly closed the door.

"Huh..." Du Xingyu, who was rejected, scratched his head in doubt, "It's strange, didn't he like me very much before? I remember he once asked Xiao Yifan to drug me, why now..."

Moreover, just now I asked Yifan from Xiaopangju, and the other party also meant that his brother seemed to be in love with Du Xingyu, so why is the reality completely different from Yifan's words?

"Could it be that he has moved on?" Du Xingyu shook his head and sighed, "Man..." After speaking, Du Xingyu left with her son in her arms.

Before leaving, a strange wave of spiritual power attracted Du Xingyu's attention. Du Xingyu paused, looked around, but didn't see anyone.Finally he pressed the strange incident to the bottom of his heart and left.

After returning home, Du Xingyu saw the elder brother who had been out of touch recently, and couldn't help pouring bitter water on Du Jingjia, telling what happened just now.

When Du Jingjia heard this, he immediately guessed that Shen Sangye must have secretly threatened someone again.If you want to ask him why he guessed it was Shen Sangye so quickly... Du Jingjia raised his eyes, and looked at the window next to him——outside the window, there was a Shen Sangye who was lying on the wall and eavesdropping.

"It's okay." Du Jingjia touched the top of Du Xingyu's head and comforted him, "Xiao Yu just needs to do according to her own ideas. If you need help, just ask brother."

In fact, Du Xingyu also knew something in his heart, but he didn't catch the current situation, so he didn't dare to confirm it.If he thinks this way, won't he find a lover who dares to be with him besides Shen Sangye for the rest of his life?

Thinking of this, Du Xingyu said dejectedly: "Hey, why don't I just stay with Big Brother!"

Shen Sangye outside the window was shocked:? ? ?Fuck, I knew Du Jingjia was kinder than restless!

Du Jingjia felt a burst of anger coming from the window, tried hard to hide the smile on the corner of his mouth, and said deliberately: "Well...it's not impossible, I haven't had a partner for so many years..."

Shen Sangye couldn't take it anymore!He smashed the window with one foot, jumped in and roared, "Du Jingjia, are you still shameless? I have a son and you are still robbing me of my wife?!"

Du Xingyu, who was taken aback, roared angrily: "Who is your wife? Shen! Sang! Ye! You are the one who is messing with me behind my back! You big liar, get out of here!!!"

As soon as Shen Sangye was scolded, he immediately became dejected again, but Du Jingjia beside him burst out laughing.

In the end, Shen Sangye was kicked out of Du's house by the scolding Du Xingyu with a broom.Before leaving, Du Jingjia waved to him in a good mood, blowing Shen Sangye's lungs out of anger.

At this moment, Shen Sangye, who was squatting in front of Du's house, was seriously thinking about the possibility of taking his wife away from the wolf's den.