In the next world, it's useless

Chapter 1 Ziming

【Are you embarrassed? 】

The voice of the system sounded in Daoguizhou's mind, and Daoguizhou replied sincerely: Actually not.

[...I'm embarrassed. 】

System: [You are the worst class of students I have ever taught. 】

Dao Guizhou wanted to spread his hands, but his hands were tied behind him, so he could only say in his heart: Actually, it’s really okay, you have to think about it, the person who tied me up was either a human or a ghost, and it’s already very sad that I wasn’t kidnapped by bandits. Not bad.

[... Can you lower your requirements a little bit? 】

Dao Guizhou thought about it seriously: It's pretty good that he didn't get kidnapped by a beggar.

system:……

It's hopeless.

Dao Guizhou listened to the non-stop electric sound in his mind, felt the system's petty temper, and sighed helplessly in his heart: No, you really can't blame me for this, can you?Who wants this heavenly incarnation to go down to the mortal world and seal himself?

It's fine to lower the seal, but you have to go down to the eighteenth floor...

Isn't this alluding to the eighteen levels of hell?

Isn't this the source of his misfortune?

[...Don't blame others for your own death! 】

Dao Guizhou felt innocent: I just picked up a jade pendant... Does that make me die?

[Hehehe. 】

The system is indifferent: [Do you call your act of climbing over two mountains to pick up a jade pendant called picking?Knowing that it is a token of love for a ghost marriage, but still coming to get it, is it sick? 】

Dao Guizhou: ...Hello.Personal attacks are too much.

He sighed lowly, his eyes were covered tightly by the cloth, and his mouth was also restrained from speech, making him unable to speak.

He could only chat with the system in his heart: I can't watch those mortals get cheated into marriage, can I?

[The way of heaven has its own reincarnation. If they want to be greedy for money and pick up jade pendants, they must bear the consequences. 】

Daoguizhou didn't bother to pay attention to it.

He is also stupid, this mentally retarded thing is the "Heaven's self-help" system, so it is naturally cold and ruthless.

Besides...

He didn't expect that he would be kidnapped by a ghost.

On the first day of traveling to this world, Daoguizhou was very excited.

In the modern age, he has nothing he wants, and he gets everything he wants. His only regret is that he has never felt the thrill of fighting.

Coming to this book world, which is still a cultivation world, Dao Guizhou is like a bird that has found its home.

however,

the next day,

Dao Guizhou's mind was automatically bound to a system called "Tian Dao Self-Help".

Then, Dao Guizhou learned the final ending of the book.

This book is not popular, not only not popular, but also very unpopular.

Because he is a big male lead, he has no emotional line, because his male lead is really miserable in the early stage, and he is really tyrannical and capricious after being blackened in the middle stage.

And then... got stuck.

But the author said that the original finale was that the male protagonist was too powerful, and the way of heaven could not let him wreak havoc in the human world, so he could only be allowed to ascend as a demon god.

Extremely bloody plot direction.

But what's even more bloody is——

Tiandao's self-rescue system told him that the real ending was that Tiandao was killed by the hero.

Then the whole world collapses.

Tiandao foresaw this incident, and deliberately incarnated into the mortal world in order to save the male lead.

Dao Guizhou only wanted to say one word.

After finishing speaking, Daoguizhou fell into deep thought again.

It would be fine if he just transmigrated into an ordinary person, or a cannon fodder.

So what if the world is destroyed?Anyway, everyone died together and he didn't die alone.

Can……

He's dressed like that heavenly way!

In order for this mentally handicapped system to allow him to embark on the path of saving the Son of Heaven, who is also the hero of this book, on the night he came——

For thirty nights in a row—

The picture of him being killed by the Son of Heaven has been playing :)

Daoguizhou's cigarette lighting hand trembled slightly.jpg

He really had a psychological shadow on that hand.

Good-looking is really good-looking, the most beautiful in the world.

The most beautiful hand in the world stabbed him with a sword, beheaded him with a sword, wiped his neck with a sword, pinched him and covered him with the most beautiful hand in the world...

Daoguizhou Online shows the grandparents how a ptsd patient survived to this day.

Dao Guizhou felt the sedan chair shake, and then a cold breath filled the cramped sedan chair.

[Be careful, you are entering their territory. 】

Although the system crazily complained about Daoguizhou along the way, and expressed his dissatisfaction and small emotions to Daoguizhou, Daoguizhou had to admit it.

Unless it's about the male lead, the system is always oriented toward him.

It is his most solid...

Well, friend.

[...Are you still poor at this time? 】

Dao Guizhou quickly admitted his mistake: No, it's just that it's useful to suddenly not remember you.

can not fight.

Still an ancestor.

And always attacking him personally.

Zhou Zhou Sighs.jpg

[?Who is personally attacking whom? 】

Dao Guizhou resolutely refused to respond.

A slap can't make a sound, Daoguizhou's mouth is no longer bb, and the system can automatically switch to silent mode to give Daoguizhou peace.

Dao Guizhou's vision and hearing were blocked, and he could only smell.

Yet he would rather not smell it.

The stench of rotting corpses hit his face, and they scrambled to get into the sedan chair, making Dao Guizhou's stomach churn.

He felt like he had fallen into a sea of ​​corpses, and there was still a lot of stench of blood on his side.

Daoguizhou endured and endured, and when he couldn't bear it anymore, the sedan chair finally stopped.

Then Dao Guizhou felt a gust of wind, and the next moment all his sealed senses came back, only the cloth strips on his eyes were not untied.

Dao Guizhou listened to the wind outside, like countless grieving ghosts screaming, once he heard this sound, he knew that this place must be a place where Yin Qi gathers!

【...Shouldn't you know about this when you came in? 】

Dao Guizhou: Shut up and let me pretend to be tough.

Daoguizhou wanted to sit in the sedan chair again, after all, the sedan chair was really comfortable to sit in, but the voice of the female ghost sounded outside: "Hee hee hee~ Bride, what are you waiting for! I have stretched out my hand for a long time!"

This female ghost is the ghost who moved him together with the ghost who carried the sedan chair. She claimed to be a matchmaker. As for her appearance...

Ok.

I advise you not to expect too much.

Not all female ghosts are Xiaoqian and Fourteen Niangs.

Dao Guizhou moved his hands that were tied backwards: "I don't want to wait either."

He said sincerely, "but I'm blind and disabled."

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt the rope behind him cool down, and immediately the shackles on his hands disappeared.

Dao Guizhou moved his wrist, and was about to take off the black cloth from his eyes when he heard a broken voice: "...I advise you not to take it off."

"I'm ugly," he said.

But very gentle.

Pooh.

Excuse me.

I'm used to taking calls.

Dao Guizhou calmly said: "Don't worry, since I picked up this jade pendant voluntarily, then I will definitely not..."

The road is gone.

He looked at the hand stretched out in the sedan chair.

Really wooden.

In fact, there are very few words in his life that he can't continue, and there are very few things that make him silent.

But today he really—

this hand

cyan,

Swollen to the point where you can't tell the joint.

Either fat, or swollen, as if soaked in water.

There are still many cracks on the top, exposing the white meat inside.

The nails are jet black, either the black of the black nail polish, or the dirty black.

Dao Guizhou looked down at his hands.

White as jade.

Slender like bamboo shoots.

It looks weak and slender.

He looked at the ghost hand again.

Dao Guizhou felt that he couldn't open his eyes and talk nonsense.

Because he didn't really want to put his delicate hand on it.

【Ah. 】

But at this time, the system still sneered.

Dao Guizhou wanted to beat someone.

Fortunately, the groom is not a bad tempered man, he still patiently stretched out his hand.

The level of this ghost is actually low, and the possibility of mental disability is extremely high, but the more so, the stronger the close combat ability of this ghost.

For many cultivators, this is a good thing, but Dao Guizhou...his ability is not in fighting.

So Dao Guizhou hesitated for a while, and came up with a compromise: "It's like this... The custom at my house is that two people hold the red silk at both ends of the hydrangea. See if you can make it up to me?"

The groom officer seemed to be silent for a while: "Yes."

Dao Guizhou pulled the hydrangea beside him without hesitation, grabbed one end of the red silk, and put the other end into his hand: "Thank you very much."

The bridegroom's hand took the red silk back, and Daoguizhou got off the sedan chair.

As soon as he landed, Daoguizhou's face turned green again.

He looked at the blood flowing into a river under his feet, looked at his white boots and white robe, and his forehead was protruding.

Dao Guizhou actually doesn't care about many things, he doesn't have many problems, he can make do with everything, except for cleanliness——

endure.

There is a knife on the head of Ninja.

He said Baishengren is a hundred knives.

Dao Guizhou pinched his nose to look at the groom in front of him, and found that he was actually quite tall.

He is half a head taller than him, but his body is really too swollen. He wears a mask of green teeth on his face, and wears an old wedding dress that is a little bit faded. There was also a stench.

Dao Guizhou: "..."

seriously.

Is this really a ghost and not a zombie?

Dao Guizhou secretly took a deep breath, showing a smirk: "Dao... ghost friend, I'm a man, are you sure you want to pay homage to me?"

The bridegroom officer: "You are from Lingshan, and you are here to kill me."

He couldn't hear any emotion in his words, but Dao Guizhou immediately raised his hands and surrendered: "No, friends, I asked you to take away my sword, and I just practiced Qi and became a little hot chicken. I really can't take you!" How about it."

"Then are you willing to worship with me?" The groom's voice sounded muffled: "They are not willing, it doesn't matter if they are male or female, I just want to worship with someone in the bridal chamber."

Dao Guizhou: "..."

Dare to love that you are still a mass grave water ghost and want to fall in love!

Before he could answer, the bridegroom officer suddenly said again: "If you don't want to, then I have no choice but to eat you, so that you can accompany me."

He stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, seeing Dao Guizhou's stomach churning again.

Because the groom's tongue is also blue, thick and long, and his teeth are full of stains and blood.

If you really want to tell the truth, he would rather be killed a hundred times by the most beautiful male protagonist in the world than be swallowed by this person.

If someone else was here, they would definitely have to play around to delay the time, but this person, I don't know how to write a way out.

He answered almost subconsciously: "Then what if I don't want to?"

As soon as the words came out, a certain system sneered again: [Heh.seek death. 】

When the system, who was watching coldly, could only sit on the sidelines, had finished mocking, the entire mass grave rioted.

The pool of blood under Daoguizhou's feet seemed to be alive, tens of thousands of hands were stretched out to grab Daoguizhou's feet, and the bridegroom officer also jumped directly at Daoguizhou.

Dao Guizhou couldn't retreat, he couldn't move forward, he could only pull the red silk in his hand and infuse spiritual power, when he was about to attack, suddenly a sword went straight into the middle of them.

When the sword fell to the ground, it trembled for a moment, and the tens of thousands of blood in the blood pool were all taken back.

The sound of Li Feng slicing through the air became louder and louder, as if it was about to roar the whole world down, and the trembling Dao Guizhou had tinnitus.

Then he saw a white figure passing in front of him, holding the sword in one hand.

It was an extremely beautiful hand. It was so beautiful that when Dao Guizhou saw it, he felt pain in his heart, stomach, neck, head...everywhere.

Because those are the most beautiful hands in the whole world.

Slender and powerful.

The joints are distinct.

Dao Guizhou took a step back subconsciously, and the owner of that hand turned his head to look at him.

Those eyes are extremely beautiful eyes, even thousands of stars are not as good as half a point.

Just one glance made Dao Guizhou shake slightly, as if he had fallen into some kind of vortex and couldn't extricate himself.

Then I heard him prolong his tone with a laughing voice, the tone was full of helplessness, but there was an inexplicable treachery: "Little uncle, you are really easy for me to find."

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Please accept the column "Being with Master After Death"~

When Ning Sui died, he didn't expect that he, as the top group of profound masters, would actually come back to life after death.

It is said that Ning Sui is indifferent and ruthless and never soft on evil spirits, and he does not even bat an eye when Da Yi Mie kills himself.Ning Sui himself has always thought so.

What Ning Sui didn't expect after he died was that his master who was a mysterious master also died.

He also lives as an evil thing.

Ning Sui, who didn't bat an eye from Dayi Mie, raised the string in his hand with a cold face, and finally closed his hand in the smiling eyes of the other party. Along with it, he was covered with guards and spikes.

Ning Sui originally thought that he would start to suppress the unreasonable rebelliousness in his heart for a long time, but he didn't want someone to sway in front of him from time to time, to hook his thread from time to time, and from time to time I have to use my hands and feet...

After Ning Sui realized something, he felt numb.

Being kissed.

Ning Sui said with a cold face: ...what else do you want to hear me call you?Master?

Zhou He smiled lowly: That's not necessary, brother is fine.

Seemingly gentle and good-tempered, but the old dog is more choking than talking